Stranger Beside Me
Lena's demented. This was uninspired. J'onn bores. Lena torments Eve. This was incredibly stupid. William, an annoying new guy, bothers Kara. He's Mon-El 2.0: I'm sure she'll cure him of his jerkishness with her magic twat just like she did Mon-El. Brainy talks in a stupid way. There is soup kitchen scene for FFS!
“You listen but you do not hear.”
“It ended our history.”
6am To 9am
A year after a murder, people in an apartment complex die. The incredibly unlikeable characters can't not get into a fight with people. There is a broad daylight axe murder. The characters are awful people. There is racism and this was emptied of significance. People are disgusting and unforgiveable.
9am To 12pm
There is violence and a comedy hipster coffee shop owner. What a terrible person everyone is. This was utterly horrible and I aggressively hated this. I despised this with a vigor. The characters are not loved by anyone anywhere in the universe. The characters are increasingly malign tools. There is intimidation, verbal abuse and excessive giving out. There is no quiet meditation. A vile vlogger has a death watch.
“HELLO HOMELESS! GET OUT OF MY STORE AND GO!”
“This kind of thing attracts creepy people!”
“He was a hood and he ended up on one!”
“THAT'S ETHICAL CHEDDAR AND BONEMARROW BUTTER!”
12pm To 3pm
Actors have limited acting talents. Characters have damaging relationships. Someone dies. This show is so bad.
“King of the neighbourhood.”
3pm To 6pm
People are attention starved lunatics. People are toxic. A video game is important or something. Season 3 has gone down the crapper.
“Kill you pretty?”
“Sue your ass!”
“With what money?”