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Dceased Issue 5 + Unearth Issue 4 Reviewed 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

Dceased Issue 5

How can Wonder Woman fly? Superman still bullies Lex. How does Lex have a super suit? How can Wonder Woman breathe in space? Lex Luthor is treated as hot trash. Sanctuaries are needed for survivors. Damian wanders around in a tiny Batman suit. He says Batman is dead, but does not mention Dick or Tim, jerk.

Lex Luthor plans arks. Lois is a bully. Things go awry. There is death and Martian Manhunter. Who is the guy with the flame on his head? Superman does something dumb. Time for the urn. Things get even more dog rough. False certainties lead to trouble. This was okay.

Best Lines:

“I crossed an ocean of stars and somehow I found you. Thank you for chossing me.”

“Paraside Island was paraside no more.”

“How awesome is the death wall?”

“Losing two home worlds in one lifetime...how careless.”

Unearth Issue 4

I missed issue 3. There's body horror, nudity, a monster and vague nods to the cthulhu mythos. The continuing uncertainty and underlying threat and dripping meance bore. Story doesn't feel like a priority. This was lavishly terrible.

Best Line:

“We're not in a cave.”

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