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Movie Reviews: Rattlesnake + Reptisaurus 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

Rattlesnake (2019)

There is no palpable vulnerability in this film that is totally worth ignoring. In this dull indie film, a woman's daughter is bitten by a snake. The child is saved at a price. There is bad child acting. Where did the trailer come from? The mother has a price to pay and gets caught up in locally entrenched social problems.

A doctor scoffs. The mother has until sunset to pay the debt. This was implacably stupid. This has no real point or purpose. This was not a wrenching experience. There are various contrived cirumstances and consistently unfriendly people. There is no stressed charisma. TPTB forget to do anything meaningful. This was all cliches and absurdities and was not pacy or urgent.

Best Line:

“What was done for your daughter doesn't come cheap.”

Reptisaurus (2009)

Dinosaurs attack untalented actors in this unwatchable mess.

Best Line:

“Getting my ass eaten!”

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