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American Horror Story Apocalypse 8x08&8x09 + New Amsterdam 1x02 + Krypton 2x02 Reviewed 🦑🦑

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Michael has a crisis of faith and rejects redemption. Harriet Sansom Harris and Sandra Bernhard guest star. Nobody fully comprehends the consequences their actions may have. Cordelia can't de-escalate the situation. Michael arrives at what was always his inevitable destination.


There is no emergency planning. 2 idiot tech CEOs with bad hair will bring about WW3. There is recklessness and people suffer adverse consequences. Nobody is brave or noble. The antichrist is an ideologue. One feels bored hatred for this. Nobody is doing anything to prevent humanity's coming destruction. This does not generate tension or intensify.


There is no significant disorder. There is no profound interest. There is cheap set design and many grim aspects. There is no guile. The antichrist diligently annnoys, he's manifesty evil. The antichrist is wilful. This is unsatisfactory. Where are the warlocks in training? People have astonishing ignorance.


Best Lines:

“Show up like a herpes sore!”


“All sinners choir.”


“Before that whole thing.”


“True son of the most foul.”


“I am HR bitch.”


“Light rock is soothing.”


“Think harder!”


Fire And Reign

The antichrist has dissolute thoughts and is a dangerous war monger and has a very hostile attiude. The unscrupulous moron CEOs show their unholier sides and have unwarranted privilege. This was not darkly absurd.


The antichrist is a harbinger of death. The CEOs plan WW3. There is a grim profusion of fateful decisions and lethal purpose. The CEOs are perpetually angry. There are blatant injustices take a serious toll. There is hatred and mistrust. The CEOs spew macho crap that they probably picked up form beer commericals.


Mallory bores. People are unhampered by scruples. Nobody has zeal for the public welfate. People speak against the antichrist. People are false and erroneous. There is no enduring fascination. The voodoo queen does stuff. This was unbelievably banal. This is not an unending nightmare. The antichrist is universally reviled.


Complete societal breakdown is coming. The antichrist kills witches. The final dissolution of humanity will begin. The voodoo queen becomes a talk show host. The antichrist has no ideological clamour and is not a cataclysmic theologian. He makes inescapable choices and has worrying patterns of behaviour.


This was not unbearably poignant. The CEOs play the antichrist via his cyborg. He has no imperious authority and is calamitous. There is universal dislike for the antichrist. The antichrist is not a man whose words you listen to. There is no sinister intent.


Things are about to alter irrevocably. The antichrist does no assertion of power. Cordelia has shocking complacency. There is no credible threat or intriguing mysteries. There is no urgent concern or destructive rhetoric. There is shady behaviour and no absolute conviction. This was maddeingly vague.


The CEOs go on about M.A.D. There are murmurs of discontent. The antichrist does not cause alienated disquiet, there are self-congratulatory character cliches. All the antichrist wants to do is outlive many of enemies. How did Madison and Coco survive? Things are ruined completely. The antichrist does appalling treatment of others.


Cordelia blubbers. The point of this season is troublingly elusive as hostilities escalate. Time travel is done. There are no profound consequnces. Mallory visits 1918. There is no relentless achievement. This was fundamentally wrong and across the board excellence is not mandatory. This was deemed useless. This is an onerous mantle.


The antichrist killed all the boy warlocks. People live counterfeit lives. This is not rather ominious. Cordelia is not indomitable. Tensions are not ratcheted up. The future bunker woman is isolated and exaggeratedly shrewish.


Best Lines:

“Satan might want to get a paternity test!”


“Operating out of the back of a van!”


“All end in death.”


“Defy her fate.”


“Ponder the impact of her actions.”


“What coven?”


“True power lies in not flaunting theirs.”


“Only the worthy will gain admission.”


“Outpost construction.”


“This sounds like the plot of 'The Omen 3'.”


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Rituals

The social worker takes action about an over-medicated child. This was a monumental misjudgment. There is negative fury and this was plain stupid. There is self-pitying petulance. The school wants to bar the child for not taking the pills. The doctor's bitch wife bitches.


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Ghost In The Fire

Lobo pays Seg-El and Adam unsavoury intent. This lacks spectacle. Showkiller Lobo rants. Lyta bullies. Lobo is so 90s. This was bland. I don't care about Lobo or his violent offending. The show is in relentless decline. One is horribly unenthusiastic.


Best Lines:

“Even in death he still manages to disappoint.”


“House of Zod builds killers.”

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