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American Horror Story Apocalypse 8x04-8x06 + Krypton 2x01 + New Amsterdam (2018 -?) 1x01 Reviewed

Could It Be...Satan?

The air is not thick with sulphur but with brutal contempt for viewers. This ep causes interminable bordeom. The antichrist has no devlish menace. Characters had identity spells on them. The antichrist is the cause of everyone's problems, always. The antichrist has homicidal confidence. The witches want to save humanity from its terrible fate.


We see the bunker when it was a boy witch school. Billy Porter guest stars. There is ill feeling. Warlocks go on about the alpha: a male Supreme. This was riddled with irrelevancies and fundamentally flawed. Scary is unachievable. BD Wong guest stars. Where's the witches corrective action? There is confected outrage. The dark times are devoid of interest.


A witch turned a rose into butterflies. How did the witch who was burnt at the stake come back? The witches were rude and snotty to the warlocks. The antichrist does constant deceit. The witches are obstinately impervious to sense. The antichrist is intrinsically evil. Queenie was trapped in an evil hotel.


Cordelia has dark culpability. The antichrist is hailed as a mesisah. This was hilariously bland. All may not go as the witches want or expect it to. The antichrist saved Queenie. Madison was trapped in her own personal hell: Wal-Mart. The constant belittling of warlocks went awry. Cordelia is increasingly hostile to sense. Cordelia provoked a response. The antichrist rescued Madison and Queenie. This was not morally complex.


Best Lines:

“Killed my first 3 husbands.”


“Remaking this world.”


“Everyone's dead.”

“Not anymore.”


“Mr butcher man.”


“I don't have any friends.”


“Made some awful thoughts come true.”


“I need it for my incantations.”


“Impressive and troubling.”


“What are those things?”

“Motivation.”


“A ho even in the afterlife.”


“Good dicking.”


“Most boring annoying white people.”


“My eternal suffering.”


Boy Wonder

Cordelia saw the future to come. Stevie Nicks guest stars and sings, badly. Mallory was a witch pretending to be a servant. She raised a dead fawn. Cordelia is already dying. People can't pronounce coeliac. This was frivolous. What happened to the warlocks? There was bad acting and the antichrist pulled a long con on the warlocks.


Misty is saved from her frog hell. The antichrist was hailed as the new Supreme. There is discord. Nobody is particularly urgent. The Murder House is visited. Reason is seemingly in full retreat.


Best Lines:

“A terrifying future.”


“I've seen what's ahead: carnage, the end of the world.”


“You can't trust our government.”


“There is darkness coming.”


“Smell the sweet rot of a decaying soul.”


“Perfume of death.”


“Something is coming.”


Return To Murder House

36 people died in the Murder House. Dylan McDermott, Connie Britton, Jessica Lange, Billy Porter and Mena Suvari guest star. The gormless husband lurks. Wouldn't preventing the apocalypse be the gravest of emergencies? Death was morally improving for Madison. Tate wants to be loved in unhealthily obsessive fashion.


Madison and Behold deal with the nutty Murder House ghosts. The ghosts respond evasively. Constance lurks and gloats smugly. Madison has sneering aggression. There are stark consequences and peoples character and abilities are attacked. We see how the antichrist was raised. This was risible. Constance had despair about her antichrist grandson. There is tiresome despair.


The antichrist had superior self-satisfaction and is beyond reconciliation. The antichrist is sociopathically ambitious. He spent many terrible years in Murder House. The antichrist caused horrible trauma. Violet lurks. Tate and his antichrist son didn't get on. There were malicious forces at work. People despair of the world.


There is no apocalyptic dread. Why do people keep buying Murder House? The antichrist is bad for humanity. He acutely negatively impacted others. This was a badly misfiring ghoulish disaster. The antichrist was callous and nothing about him is natural. There is ominious Latin chanting and this was oddly captivating.


There is relentless derangement and horrid camp. The plot defies sane analysis. There is no momentum. This delights greatly in its own cleverness. There is disordered randomness. There is giggle-smirking and sedated bafflement. Violet and Tate reunite. The antichrist causes chaos.


Best Lines:

“So many weirdoes.”


“Heidi Klum and Seal!”


“Unoccupied for quite some time.”


“What a sh*thole!”


“I pity the souls trapped here.”


“More crowded than a French youth hostel.”


“You set fire to your mom's boyfriend.”


“Make us more dead.”


“Tear jerker.”


“Amityville reject.”


“Satisfying your husband in the basement.”


“House filled with tragedy.”


“Showed him his true path.”


“I never could have helped you.”


“I never stopped hating him.”


“All who dwell on the Earth will worship him.”


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Light Years From Home

Adam Strange whines. Seg-El whines. There is hilariously convoluted exposition. You can't invest emotionally in this. Lyta has gone bad. This was memorably awful and staggeringly inept. What is a zeta beam? Brainiac prances. Baby Cor-Vex lurks. Lobo (played by the showkiller) shows up to annoy.


Best Lines:

“Orbital tether.”


“KISS army.”


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Pilot

Ryan Eggold of 'The Blacklist' and 'The Blacklist: Redemption' stars in this medical drama. He runs a hospital and has a bitch wife and cancer. Tyler Labine is in this. There is suspected Ebola. A snotty woman refuses to provide care. This was okay.

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