There is an Archie multi-verse. Sabrina does exposition. The art is hideous. Betty has a hunter uncle. Riverdale High is built on an ancient vampire's burial ground. Vampires attack. People are unreconciled. This was increasingly trivial. People are not always thanked for their pursuit of the truth. This was not positively terrifying.
“Her family just happen to be satanists...”
“Oh, boo friggin' hoo, teen wolf.”
“They done killed.”