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Star Trek Deep Space Nine 7x21&7x22 + Lost In Space 1x04 Reviewed 🙄🐈🐈🐈🩰😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

When It Rains...

Kira is sent to aid the Cardassian resistance. Irony, irony, irony. Kira's in Starfleet now. Gowron shows up. Bashir and Ezri bore. Dukat ends up on the street. There is bad acting and this was not delightfully compelling. Odo's infected but the infection date makes no sense.

Tacking Into The Wind

Bashir annoys, Kira is not liked and Gowron sneers. Sisko orders Worf to take care of Gowron. The Dominion kill Damar's family causing Kira to utter a cold cold line.Ezri gives Worf some home truths. This was a boring tale of low class people. Worf calls out and battles Gowron and makes Martok leader.

Best Line:

“Leading us all to ruin!”

The Robinsons Were Here

This ep nearly made me give up watching this reboot. The Robinsons had home defence back on Earth to keep out the inevitable motorcycle gangs. Will's a moron. The Jupiter 2 was flooded in 1x01 and yet shows no damage. Maureen's decisions and choices are wrong as are Will's. June wants the robot.

The Han Solo type and the chicken and the injured woman were rescued by another Jupiter. The Han Solo type is Don West. The injured woman is Angela. Judy is a doctor at 18? There are 63 survivors on the planet. The Robinsons encounter the Jupiter 11. Don doesn't mention June aka Dr Smith leaving them to die. The robot is a dire threat. The robot draws something.

Judy learns the robot attacked the Resolute. Why is Will so stupid? Will sabotages the Jupiter 2. Penny's dumb. The chicken has a locator chip. There is obvious VFX. June is a malign influence. This is not perennially entertaining. They're in a miserable situation. Will is devoid of intellectual curiosity and social responsibility.

Maureen is wilful and loves to do a piece of meanness. The Resolute can't hear the Jupiters because she lost her satellite dish. Why don't they contact the other survivors? WTF is Penny's problem? Judy attacks someone. The grim reality is that the Robinson kids are inherently stupid. This was absurdity.

The Chariot battery is drained. The Chariot is solar powered. The robot is an existential threat. Why are they so stupid? The complacency about the robot is bizarre. There are odd lights in the sky. Maureen excludes her husband again. She's a bitch. Nobody uses real mail. Maureen sneaked and pried and bitched whilst John helped people.

Maureen has hostility and can't even be vaguely affectionate. She shows no sign of listening. People are intolerably trapped on the planet. Will is an unchallenged spoilt brat. Maureen just wanted to forget about John and leave him behind and ignore him. She blames him for their conflict. There is uninformed decision making. Maureen rolls her eyes at the colony director. There are lies and June has a cunning plan. This was unendurably stupid. June obviously has a malevolent personality.

Best Lines:

“We are all quite stranded.”

“Desert of black death.”

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