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Movie Reviews: Creep 2+The Midnight Meat Train+Word Of Honour+Harry & Meghan: A Royal Romance 🧜‍♀️

Creep 2 (2017)

This found footage sequel is terrible. The loon has no beguiling grace or ferocity as he makes the lives of his 'friends'/victims a misery. A woman films internet lunatics for her web series 'Encounters'. She ends up filming the loon. This was inexorably boring and 'arty' and talky. Cui bono? This lacks in taste and is a fiasco. The loon is devoid of compassion. How can he drive his car while wearing a cheap Halloween costume?


This was supremely irritating. There is no reckoning just endless talking. The loon dresses like Steve Jobs and talks about his murders. The woman films his problematic life. There is gamboling and theatrical indifference. This was foul. There is a deterioating atmosphere. I've no idea what is going on. The nutter kills her. Or so he thinks. This was ghastly and awful.


Best Lines:

“Where's your gun?”


“Need some alcohol.”


“Life is lonely.”


“I think I might be deeply untalented.”


“Tired of failing.”


“Did you want it to scare me?”


“A warning as to what they are walking into.”


“Came in anyway.”


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The Midnight Meat Train (2008)

Vinnie Jones, Bradley Cooper and Leslie Bibb star in this Clive Barker tale. A man (Jones) kills people and a photographer (Cooper) notices after he kills a model (NorA). Cooper thinks he is the hero of this story but the man isn't a serial killer. This is a cosmic horror story as Cooper finds out in the cruel twist downer ending.


Best Line:

“Serve as we all go without question.”


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Word Of Honour (2003)

Don Johnson stars. People are accused of being human dregs. There are secrets and accusations and threats and talk of the Vietnam war. Johnson tries to show off his actings. This dragged.


Best Line:

“Slut wife of yours!”

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Harry & Meghan: A Royal Romance (2018)
A twee if cute true story.

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