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Trailers, Quotes & Stuff

'Jade' promo

“Most hated girl in Britian.”

'BH90210' opening credits

Andrea looks like a grandmother, Brenda has a short skirt and Brian Austin Green looks like a flasher.

Gin with pink grapefruit and a raspberry twist – okay.

Goats cheese crostini – filling.

Fanta – cooling.

Rose cider – nice.

My ex cut me out of his heart.

I will review 'Daisy Jones & The Six', 'The Queen's Promise' and 'The Holiday'.

I won't read 'Queen Of Air And Darkness'.

There are chicken sausages.

Watched part 1 of 'Jade' about the 'Big Brother' star who is dead 10 years. We see mad 'Big Brother' audition tapes and the unflinching media coverage of Jade. We also see her useless mother.

Best Lines:

“The impoverished daughter of drug addicts.”

“Being incredibly stupid and thick.”

“With VHSes.”

“52 mail sacks full of VHSes of people applying.”

“Got her knickers off.”

“Social breakdown.”

“I never learnt her.”

“Penetration protocols.”

“I like Jade because nobody else does.”

“Reverse ferret.”

“Did it all go wrong.”

Saw 'Pet Fooled' – it makes you think.

Best Lines:

“Shelf stable.”

“Biologically unnecessary.”

'RTE News' Quote:

“Highly dangeorus just to touch.”

'Channel 4 News' Quotes:

“Entry kit.”

“Break into the embassy.”

“Taking on the seagulls.”

“Broken down the door of an embassy.”

“Ordered these embassy doors to be broken into.”

“They're forcing entry.”

“Front door melted.”

“Seagulls have become a menace.”

“Too dangerous to eat on this beach.”

“Seagulls were more hated than pigeons.”

“Pushed itno urban areas.”

“Stare you out.”

“As seagulls go, they're pretty hardcore.”

'Katie Price: My Crazy Life' Quotes:

“Getting all his bits out.”

“No one sticks up for me.”

“You haven't got a job!”

'The Irish Times' Quotes:

“Observed, documented and used against him.”

“Mountains and valleys that looked terrestrial and not celestial.”

“Geocentric view.”

“Entire area has been publicly condemned.”

“Letters of reprimand.”

“Minimise disapproval from the pharmacist.”

“Judgmental looks.”

“Politely acceptable.”

“You need to make better decisions.”

“Judge anyone's life decisions.”

“Craggy-faced self-mythologising progenitor.”

“Expected to be terrified by the sight of terraced housing.”

“Ideologically loaded and weighed down with implications realating to morality.”

'National Geographic' Quotes:

“Air shower.”

“Saturn has 62 moons, one of which has its own thick atmosphere and weather cycle.”


“So dry it took us 45 years to figure out there was water in them.”


“Cosmic barrage.”

“City-size impact crater.”

“Bio regenerative.”

“Heavy-lift rocket.”

'BBC News' Quote:

“Fearing serious violence is on the way.”

'Dr Phil' Quotes:

“Replaced our family with his new family.”

“That is a very horrible idea.”

“Last resort.”

“I really hate him.”

“Psychotic disorder.”

“You attack everybody.”

“Put a bad intention on you.”

'Evil Twins' Quotes:

“Lacked choices.”

“Mud run.”

On 'Hollyoaks': Laurie's dead, a teen is knocked up and someone leaves. Ste the self focused racist violent tosser protests on tv and loses access to Sinead's daughter. Has Sinead ever expressed remorse for sleeping with Ste when he was married ot JP?

Best Line:

Screaming at the police with an angry mob!”

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