stressed'Smile' (1975) trailer
A satire of beauty pagents with ugly 70s fashion and Bruce Dern and Annette O'Toole.
Best Lines:
“ROTTING MAGGOTS OF DEATH!”
“A veterinarian or a nun.”
“You didn't jump up and down enough.”
“Like their emotions big.”
'The Captive' trailer
The BBC annoys.
'The Purge' season 2 teaser
No.
'Veronica Mars' season 4 opening credits
Crap.
Darkmilk roasted almond – bland.
Indigobush honey – okay.
Max Strong chilli and lime crisps – okay.
My ex lost interest in me and went away. My ex has not a hint of shame or expression of regret for his abandonment. He has vicious disregard for me.
Who saw 'Blind Fury' or 'Total Eclipse'?
RIP Rutger Hauer.
Recall the 'Smallville' fanfic 'Manifest Destiny'?
WTF are they doing to Dick Grayson in the comics? WTF is this Ric crap?
'The Great Train Robbery' was crap and painfully bad.
'Diagnosis Murder' Quotes:
“Who delivers milk these days?”
“Pester it out of you.”
'Blackadder III' Quotes:
“Triumph for stupidity over come sense.”
“You're beaten oik!”
'The Irish Times' Quotes:
“Will not touch it.”
“Abandoned carelessly.”
“Reasoned basis,”
“Tendentious.”
“Portraying change as regrettable.”
“Honour culture.”
“Actions don't agree with your ethics.”
“Potentially unpopular.”
“Unequivocal message.”
“Societal divisions.”
“Ran off at the age of 15 to work on freight ships.”
“Famously eccentric.”
“Coup cabal.”
“Feared and laothed by the ruling elite.”
“Alleged misdeeds.”
“Urban heat island.”
“Shouts of protest.”
“My mind just couldn't comprehend that.”
“Faced taunts.”
“Determined tormenters.”
“Sense of duty.”
“Gloomsters.”
'Dr Phil' Quotes:
“Footprint in life.”
“Drug activity.”
“Found people to fight.”
'Sky News' Quote:
“Gale force Boris.”
'RTE News' Quotes:
“Roamed freely around the property.”
“Tracks buckled in the heat.”
“Depth training.”
'The Domination' Quote:
“The Draka prided themselves on being a foresighted people; since before her birth they had been building deep shelters, every plantation and school and town in the Domination was ready.”
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On 'Neighbours': fat Harlow and vile Roxy have taken over the show. Dee and Andrea are twins? WTF? HOW? The writers have done a renunciation of sense. Fat Terese jiggles. Piss off Roxy! Gary is a violent bogan. Has Terese never heard of slimfast? Paul's attacked, again. Gary did it, like duh.
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Watched the final 'Batman' (1966) extras.
Bats Of The Round Table
Adam West talks to random famous fans.
Best Line:
“I had a bigger pole than Robin's.”
Inventing Batman: In The Words Of Adam West
West narrates 1x01 and 1x02 ('Hi Diddle Riddle/Smack In The Middle') from his original script. This was mmm. So if West thinks Batman is a crazy man. What does that make Robin? It's amazing how little West mentions Burt Ward.
Best Lines:
“Batman was a crazy guy!”
“Youthful aide.”
“Really crazy people.”
Na Na Na Batman!
Various annoying WB 'stars' give talking head 'opinions' on the show. Burt Ward speaks. As do stars of cancelled TV shows and the disgraced 'Arrow' producer.
Best Lines:
“Compose yourself citizen.”
“I didn't realise it was comedy.”
Batgirl Pilot
How did she afford all those gadgets? She looks hagridden. One is sure Robin is serving pleasure to Batman. Robin has vindictive satisfaction in beating up baddies.
Best Lines:
“Brace yourself Robin.”
“Dazzling daredoll.”
James Blakely Tribute
The show's editor yaps.
Lyle Waggoner/Peter Deyell Screentest
Burt Ward's Robin would have beat up Deyell's Robin. There is seriously BAD acting, Burt Ward looks Oscar worthy next to this.
Best Line:
“Plot to seperate us."
Burt Ward Screen Test
There is a fake batsuit and Ward is credited as Burton Gervis. There is chemisty and Ward shows his energy.
Best Line:
“Finds out what you've been doing on these supposed fishing trips.”
