epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

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Movie Review: Big Stone Gap + Northern Lights + Doomsday 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡😡

Big Stone Gap (2014)

Ashley Judd and Patrick Wilson star in this dreck which is not a tantalising prospect.

Northern Lights (2009)

This is the TV movie on which LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian blew up their marriages and and which was a career buster for them. This was not truly wonderful and is full of unpleasant characters. A character is a drunk slut. There is bad acting and yearning.

This was wearisome, the characters have nothing interesting to say or do in this non emotionally engaging film. This is desperate to entertain and be liked. This takes place in a place of little note and crashes in ignominy. There are multiple misfortunes and unpleasant suprises. This was rank idiocy.

Best Lines:

“Did not remember him fondly.”

“Live with regret.”

“Imagine, snow in Alaska.”

“I swear to god I will run you over!”

“Drop you like a sick animal.”

Doomsday (2008)

From the director of 'Dog Soliders' come this post-apoc 'horror' which is not a good and godly thing.

Best Lines:

“The barricades won't hold out much longer.”

“Combat model.”

“Purged the likes of you.”

“Social order decayed.”

“Help that did not come.”

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