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Movie Reviews: Story Of A Girl + Lifeforce + St Vincent 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✨✨✨✨

Story Of A Girl (2017)

A girl is unloved and disliked due to a sex tape she made when she was 13. Kevin Bacon, Jon Tenny and Sosie Bacon (daughter of Kevin) star. Kyra Sedgwick (wife of Kevin) directs. The teen faces social exile and social degredation due to the bad choices she made at 13. This was based on a book. The family is white trash, the girl has bad skin and this was dull. The girl has a brother who became a teen dad. His woman ditches her baby to go partying. The girl was a slut and her dad disapproves of her. This was never of any consequence. There are family fights and why was no one arrested over the sex tape? She was 13! She has to live with the irreparable consequences of her actions. This was done with utmost seriousness.

Best Lines:

“You look and smell repulsive.”

“You went to a party for 2 days?”

Lifeforce (1985)

This was massively improbable. This UK/USA horror sees an alien ship full of space vampires found in Halley's Comet. This was directed by Tobe Hopper and stars Steve Railsback, Peter Firth, Frank Finlay and Patrick Stewart.

St Vincent (2014)

A boring Bill Murrary movie.

Best Line:

“Why is he mowing your dirt patch?”

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