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Casper's Spooksville+The Mechanika+Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles+Spawn Reviewed 😢😢😢😢

Casper's Spooksville: Free Comic Book Day

This is a boring kid comic full of stupidity.

The Mechanika: Free Comic Book Day

A woman wears a belly shirt and goggles in this steampunk comic. Why does she have red eyes? There is death, punching, fighting and blood in this woeful story.

Best Line:

“There was nothing innocent about it.”

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Free Comic Book Day

The creepy looking turtles, a fox, a bird thing and somebody called Jennika have an adventure. Who is Angel? There's a shark monster and somehow it all goes back to Feudal Japan. Dimension X, Krang, the Technodrome, Baxter Stockman, April O'Neil, Casey Jones, Old Hob, Splinter, Shredder and the foot clan are all mentioned. There is exposition and incoherence.

Best Lines:

“A bunch of mutants draggin' a bleeding girl into the E.R. Ain't a good look.”

“Nerd tub.”

“Four turtles, changed forever by alien ooze--”

“An empire that would crack under its own weight.”

Spawn: Free Comic Book Day

One dude in a cloak kills baddies and whines. WTF?

Best Lines:

“Government hero gone wacko!”

“Such a gauche and totally useless accessory.”

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