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Movie Reviews: The Curse Of The Mummy's Tomb + Little Girl's Secret

The Curse Of The Mummy's Tomb (1964)

This is a lesser Hammer movie. Myths don't prove unsettlingly real and this is not ominious as a mummy lumbers around London. There is no fascinated worship. Imputations are cast. People are needlessly disrespectful. There is sexism and this was objectively bad. People make inexplicably poor choices. There are inciting incidents and this was imperfect and lacklustre. Poeple try for serious reading of nonsensical lines in this totally substandard dreck.

Best Line:

“I know all about your ways!”

Little Girl's Secret (2016)

Maria Bello and 'Due South' showkiller Callum Keith Rennie star in this tv movie. Kids are haunted. A teen girl whines and this bored.

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