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Movie Reviews: Treasure Guards + The Return Of The Musketeers

Treasure Guards (2011)

Anna Friel of 'The Psychopath Next Door' stars in this tosh. This is full of absolutely awful people. Was this a failed pilot? This was useless and ungood with grim determination.

The Return Of The Musketeers (1989)

It is the time of the English civil war and the gang reunite after 20 years. The Queen doesn't care about the service they did her. Narration fills in the gap. There is fighting and Athos' permed son. The foursome are on opposite sides. Milady had a daughter, not a son like in the book. This is all puffery and the musketeers barely feature. This was laughably bad.

Best Line:

“Never seen work before.”

Tags: movie review, musketeers, the psychopath next door

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