'Shazam' trailer
No.
'Midsommar' teaser
Weirdness.
'Dark Phoenix' trailer
Bad acting and the stupid helmet.
Best Line:
“Answers to a man in a chair.”
'Cheat' promo
WTF.
Best Line:
“She scares me.”
'Five Feet Apart' trailer
Mmmm.
'Captive State' trailer
Yes.
'Good Omens' trailer
Gurning, Dog, Jon Hamm and this is mmm.
Best Lines:
“We've lost the antichrist!”
“Who exactly summons them?”
'Motherland: Fort Salem' promo
Why?
'Brightburn' trailer
An evil kid is to be an evil Superman expy. Oh yeah.
Best Line:
“He's not our son!”
'Proven Innocent' promo
“Amadna Knox with a law degree.”
'Hollyoaks' promo
Ste becomes a neo-nazi but it's not his fault. FFS.
Made gluten free pancakes – okay.
Peach & Mango flavoured water – okay.
Why would you rub rare diamond dust on your skin even if it is in a face cream?
RIP Luke Perry.
A 'Rumpole' reboot?
What is sand boarding?
I won't read 'The Burning'.
Who saw 'Big Daddy' or 'Perfect Creature'?
'MotherFatherSon' looks crap.
What are bespoke cocktails?
'Sherlock Holmes 3' has been delayed.
'Isn't It Romantic' Quotes:
“My girl slumming it in the realm of the employed.”
“That isn't a real vegetable”
“To him it is.”
“This is how we are.”
'TVNow' Quote:
“The situation is aired in the pub, per usual.”
'Teen Titans Go!' Quotes:
“Finally I can prove I'm socially superior to all of you!”
“I'm so lonely.”
'Dr Phil' Quotes:
“Wannabe ghetto girl.”
“Deception detection.”
“Stop lying to your husband!”
“I'm sorry you're depressed.”
“What is enough?”
“Ruined all of your lives.”
“Threw it all away, for heroin.”
“I don't steal.”
“Where's my car?”
'RT' Quotes:
“Resorting to lies.”
“Fight and win in the Arctic.”
'Derry Girls' Quotes:
“I'll never understand the point of you.”
“Why were you threatening people with a knife love?”
“End that sentence now.”
“Lads aren't going to make friends with you.”
“You will not be well-liked.”
'The Sunday Business Post' Quotes:
“According to the canons of aesthetics, behaviour and ideology that its leaders profess.”
“Lived as a hermit for over 80 years.”
“Sounds like something for silly women to enjoy.”
'Wolf Hall' Quotes:
“All I hear is tutting.”
“God sees her tricks.”
“Infamous incitations.”
“Touchings.”
'The Irish Times' Quotes:
“Escalation through the system.”
“Trauma marks.”
“With much fervour.”
“Restricted liberty.”
“Deliverance from the media.”
“Willing to be awful on command.”
“Have his existence acknowledged.”
“Not a co-operating debtor,”
“Criminogenic.”
“Every possible act of sabotage.”
“No one wants that. It scares people.”
“Brushed against fame.”
“Lasting decision.”
“Consistently challenged.”
“Health anxiety.”
“Not seen as relevant to decisions.”
“Unsatisfactory customer journey.”
“Re-establishing your reputation.”
“Social shield.”
“Ancillary family accommodation.”
“A small, under-resourced office headquartered over a Spar.”
'Tales From The Darkside' Quotes:
“Pathetic dope addicts and hookers.”
“You are not a nice man.”
'Great Continental Railway Journeys' Quotes:
“Seething with grievances.”
“Things were not well in his empire.”
“Sorry fate.”
'Andromeda' Quotes:
“Unmitigated disaster for both sides.”
“Galactic expansion.”
“Guilt is a wasted emotion.”
'Nationwide' Quote:
“Pebble art.”
'10 Things To Know' Quotes:
“Hand hygine.”
“Recontaminate.”
“Indicator bacteria.”
'Louis Theroux: The Night In Question' Quote:
“That's pretty weird.”
'RTE News' Quote:
“Put on the enemy list.”
'American Housewife' Quotes:
“Things I would eat if I were on the show 'Survivor' and I already ate every rat on the island.”
“She's kind of stupid.”
“Flesh eating super virus.”
“Secret bar.”
“I let him believe I was nice!”
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On 'Neighbours' for Toadie, acting is an activity for which he possesses no aptitude whatsoever as demonstrated when Sonya dies. The sweathog Finn comes out of his coma.