Hail, Caesar! (2016)
Josh Brolin stars in this unrewardingly convoluted, generic and derivative film. Brolin slaps a woman and George Clooney is dim. There is crazy conniving and nefarious plots. Ralph Fiennes, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, Christopher Lambert, Clancy Brown, Robert Trebor, David Krumholtz, Robert Picardo, Wayne Knight and Agyness Deyn also star.
“French postcard situation.”
“The dusty streets of Bethlehem.”
“Writhed under the Roman lash.”
“Divine presence to be shot.”
“Recline with the lyre!”
“With extreme taste!”
“Do I look married?”
“How am I? wet!
“Fit in that fish ass.”
“Strap on a fish ass.”
“Haunted by unspoken suspicions.”
Day Of The Dead (2008)
Mena Suvari, Ving Rhames and AnnaLynne McCord star in this terrible remake. Contentious people are under constant stress from zombies. This is not a sustained sinister remake. There is no long standing consequence as zombies attack. Quality is ultra elusive in this outlandishly ludicrous dispiriting mess.
13 Sins (2014)
A man is harassed by his awful boss (Richard Burgi), his idiot brother and dumbass father. He’s offered money but there is a catch. I DID NOT CARE
Children Of Men (2006)
Okay and has the world's shortest car chase.