annoyedThe Canal (2014)
Rupert Evans stars in this tale of a man, his missing wife and something lurking. This was not unexpectedly wonderful, just terrible with a ridiculous ending.
Best Line:
“Horrible things happen in every old house.”
~
Bermuda Tentacles (2014) Rewatch
Linda Hamilton and Jamie Kennedy star. Air Force One crashes and the POTUS is ejected in his escape pod. There is slow-mo power walking, sexism and bad acting. My rewatch proved my opinion was right the first time: this sucks.