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Movie Reviews: The Canal + Bermuda Tentacles Rewatch

The Canal (2014)
Rupert Evans stars in this tale of a man, his missing wife and something lurking. This was not unexpectedly wonderful, just terrible with a ridiculous ending.

Best Line:
“Horrible things happen in every old house.”

Bermuda Tentacles (2014) Rewatch
Linda Hamilton and Jamie Kennedy star. Air Force One crashes and the POTUS is ejected in his escape pod. There is slow-mo power walking, sexism and bad acting. My rewatch proved my opinion was right the first time: this sucks.
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