Steve’s idiot bint mother caused many tragic events. Wo Fat escapes via bad VFX. This show got less and less relevant as it went on. TPTB need to get rid of the notoriously lazy Danno. Where did Joe go? Oh who cares? Steve’s mother gives her son feigned attention. Danno is all petty, shallow, ugliness and idiocy. This ep is not a fundamental necessity.
One greets this with derisive laughter. Kono carries on dating Catwoman aka crime lord Adam. Steve is YOUNGER than Chin Ho? Did anyone thank Adam for saving Kono? Steve’s mother is rude to Danno, ha. Why does Steve want his useless uncaring mother around? Steve’s ex shows up. Why is Chin Ho working the Wo Fat case and not grieving? Nobody has jet lag. Didn’t Kono need medical treatment for nearly drowning?
Chin Ho called Adam and told him to save Kono. Danno ignores Chin Ho’s loss to berate his ex and talk about himself. What is Wo Fat after? This was not dramatic. Chin Ho murders the guy who killed his wife. Steve’s mother lets Wo Fat get away and lies. She’s incompetent and bolshy.
There is impending judgement and hexation and black miracles. There is no social resurrection for Constantine. This was woefully inadequate. Constantine acts utterly fearless and effortlessly dominant and assertive. There is no emotional impact. What is the rising darkness? A supernatural proof father punches Constantine. There is confoundation and a failed exorcism and a deer. People are little amenable to reason. There is a ‘twist’ and this was infelicitous if okay.
“I’m breaking in. You stand watch.”
“What makes me so special?”
“Flees the presence of malevolent energy.”
“What’s in that trench-coat?”
Blessed Are The Damned
Zed is unwanted and unpleasant. There are unlived lives. There is angry regret and another angel. Zed is stupidity aiding. Constantine is fighting a futile cause; he ends up on ‘Legends Of Tomorrow’ minus friends, home, city and purpose. People are neither moral nor efficient. There is abiding mistrust. Why can’t Zed see Constantine’s angel? Is this ep actually a ‘Touched By An Angel’ spoof?
“Wipe that look of wonder off your face.”
“I faked the heavenly angel part.”
The Saint Of Last Resorts
There is no serious interest. Lilith attacks. There are no fulfilled dreams. Constantine is effusive in his awfulness and finding evil constantly amusing. There was tentative interest in this show which is now gone. Constantine is not courageous or ethical. Who is Zed really? TPTB give Constantine tacit approval to kill his friends and visa versa.
The Saint Of Last Resorts, part 2
Quid Pro Quo
This was not utterly terrifying. Chas punches Constantine in the face. This was not wildly imaginative. There are unnecessary flashbacks. This was not emotionally powerful or original. The ex is unsparingly shrill. There are sinister motivations. Is Constantine aware of his own psychopathy? There is no thinking or intensity. This was not weighty or complicated. There is mumbling about the hero’s mother.
“Toil beneath lesser men.”
A Whole World Out There
David Vincent is morally righteous as he faces the degradation of modern society. This show is as tedious as it is unoriginal. David Vincent has damaged his reputation chasing aliens, his name is garbage and he’s seen as a complete joke. There is no great state of panic about the aliens. There is no profound disquiet just disastrous decisions. A wife shrugs off her drunk driving and she regards being prevented from drunk driving as an unwarranted attack.
People have a reluctance to believe and support David Vincent, who is visiting the latest place of incidence in this romanticised period. This show is indefensible logically; there are competing terrible ideas in this ep in which chaos overruns all lucidity. What don’t the aliens know what David Vincent looks like? Why don’t the aliens have wifi or streaming? What is teletype?
The aliens plan to enslave humanity. Why don’t they just kill David Vincent? What do they call themselves? What do they look like? A war hero (Lord) with obvious PTSD is willing to ally with the aliens and let them kill his wife. David Vincent does a cold thing.
“He’s a mental case!”
This ep is absurd as the aliens carry out a profound distortion of public reality. The aliens come up with weekly mad schemes to meddle with humans. This ep was ludicrous and absurd and not inventive. The aliens must get fun out of thinking up the next outrage. This was not vivid as a teacher is menaced, patronised and ridiculed. This ep looks clapped out. David Vincent berates a useless woman - he’s not deliciously grotesque. There is no Dadaist surrealism here.
The aliens are perniciously effective at outrageous mendacity. This was not outlandishly ingenious. David Vincent is needlessly sour. One is terribly unmotivated to care. People have widespread disinterest in the truth. This ep was inept. The aliens are world beating. There is no relentless innovation. Locusts are incentives to attack. A woman is gaslit by egregious aliens.
This was bland and there was an absence of imagination and creativity in this unimaginative ep. A woman is seen as a nuisance. This was fusty looking. The small town is a malign place full of paternalism and mansplaining. The aliens want butterflies to eat people or something and people won’t help David Vincent.
Delenn is not unassuming. This ep is ridiculous and idiotic and low budget and there is no growing unease. Delenn and her silence about certain matters is actively and knowingly bringing catastrophe. Sinclair has a vision of the fall of B5. Who was attacking? Was it meant to be the break with Earth? Delenn’s sinister and sustained lying annoys. What is the change coming?
Joshua Cox has had a haircut. The irritating Zathras shows up. Basically B4 was stolen to be used in a war and he is helping. What became of B4 after it was stolen? To hell with Delenn and her psychological con tricks. Sinclair has an insatiable unsustainable need to be needed. Garibaldi seems to have oppositional defiant disorder. Ivanova has spite and aggression.
Delenn makes speeches and gives a lecturing. There is an unfortunate constellation of events. There is a reveal. What happened to the B4 staff? There is mumbling about existential threats and doom.
“The 9 who were.”
“The prophecy will attend to itself.”
“Surrounded by signs and portents.”
This was not powerful or profound. Their trite foibles are an irritating aspect of this horrendous tale of chronic isolation, perceived threat and constant grievance. There is an incredibly toxic situation. This was inadequate and has a laughable sex scene. There is dead end doom and this was less nuanced or intelligible than usual.
This was not morally charged. People are sure they are self-evidently a good thing. There is no fierce scrutiny.
“Eat pineapple. Makes you taste better.”