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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Aquaman’ TV spot
“Fish boy from the TV?”
“It’s fish man.”

‘Tidelands’ trailer
An Oz horror about sirens with water and a bikey. This looks okay.

Best Line:
“This place isn’t normal.”

‘The Prodigy’ trailer
Oh go away.

Best Line:
“You came uninvited.”

‘Suspiria’ trailer

‘Bloodline’ season 3 trailer
Lying and weirdness.

‘Deepwater Horizon’ promo

‘Boy Erased’ trailer
Oscar bait.

‘The Girl In The Spider’s Web’ trailer
Oh come on.

‘Peterloo’ TV spot

‘Condor’ promo
WTF is this about?

Lavender boiled sweets - okay.
Truffle salt - okay.
Moulin 4 Baies - okay.
Gluten free Turkey Feast on seeded bread - okay.
Nachos - okay.
Chocolate ice cream & hot fudge sauce - okay.
Crème de citrons - tastes like marmalade.

What’s cold water coral or glass sponge?

I want to try a 30 inch large pizza with 5 pounds of meat toppings in Atlanta. And maybe that seafood restaurant in New Orleans that serves 15 dozen oysters at once.

I hope to review ‘Castle Rock’.

RIP that poor feral goat.

Who saw ‘The Russian House’ (1991) or ‘The Tailor Of Panama’ (2001) or ‘The Constant Gardner’ (2005)?

My ‘Lost’ photos, gone with PC!

What is boutique wine?

‘Tales From The Darkside’ Quotes:
“Sound like an inbreed.”

“Wasn’t that an empty lot a few seconds ago?”

“Foul harridan.”

“Arguing with a lighting fixture.”

“Caution trollop.”

‘The New York Times’ Quotes:
“I realized the trade war deeply influenced my life and my cat.”

“A physical altercation that required Secret Service intervention just outside the Oval Office.”

“No chaos in this building.”

“Mobile nuclear missile command center-”

“Lean manufacturing.”

“Generational turnover.”

“Will not discuss their departures in any detail.”

“Indicative of rifts,”

“Laden with emotion.”

“Ethical lapses.”

‘Urban Myths’ Quotes:
“I just want to check your minibar.”
“Well you can’t. It’s stuck in a bush.”

“I did not come here seeking conflict.”

“What have you written that with?”
“White chocolate.”
“That’s a relief.”

“Some vomit on that.”

“Pass me the sink.”

“Sad but slightly rambling story.”

“Cease this leaping.”

“Condemn with your stare.”

“Got his dark revenge.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Once, much-loved.”

“Impossible to justify use.”

“Active bog.”

“Little geopolitical clout.”

“Cultural currents.”

“Selective imparting of its history.”

“Parity partner.”

“Uncomfortable reckoning.”

“Citizens consultation.”

“Restricted from doing so.”

“Wild allegations.”

“Turning right-minded people into obsessive fools.”

“Had an angry look about him.”

“Places where we were welcome and plenty where we were not.”

“Designed to be an addictive cultural export.”


“Least responsible moments.”

“Skilfully, joyfully and becomingly.”

“Grim constraint.”

“Rules to keep all your life.”

“Persons much your superior.”

“Keep our men good.”

“Netflix-slaying behemoth-”

“Showing clear signs of a man who has learned to atone for his behaviour.”

“Curating an acceptable version of themselves for others to gaze upon.”

“Two separate families who started brawling, leading to the entire carriage being evacuated.”

“It is a penal offence to wear a silk garment.”

“Discovered in legitimate circumstances.”

“Empathy-driven innovation.”


“Excluded all others from it.”

“Wrongful exclusion.”

“Serial prevarications.”

“Incipient conspiracy theories.”

“Relational power.”

“Embittered recollections.”

“Sad and weary.”

“Cultural richness.”

‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ (1992) Quote:
“They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes. Totally cold. Animal. I think they were young Republicans.”

‘The Hills Have Eyes’ (2006) Quote:
“Leave Doug alone. He’s a Democrat.”

‘Video Killed The Radio Star’ Quotes:
“Where the bums are.”

‘FTWeekend’ Quotes:
“Women in male-gaze-approved costumes drastically misbehaving.”


“The situation has developed not necessarily to our advantage.”

“Warlike language.”

“Tired of picking Ludo’s unconscious customers out of the gutter,”

“10 year gap in his cv that hampered him.”

“Crass reaction.”

“Foreign trash.”

“Fuel the crowd’s anger.”

“Desperate in her attempt to appear sophisticated.”

‘City Of Endless Night’ Quotes:

“The man went out of his way to be detested.”

“Only graduating when her father gave a new library to the school.”

“Cultivate indifference.”

“Offered him interest and reward.”

“Reverential exactitude.”

‘Man V Food’ Quote:
“Attempted by many, finished by none.”

“Some things you just accept.”

“Find the hole!”

“Man vs. mollusc!”


“Plate engulfing.”

“Doughnut technician.”

On ‘Hollyoaks’: Harry runs to James who doesn’t want him. James rages. Lily cheats and passes out. Tegan dies, finally. Ste hurls blame. Sinead is attached to Ste’s hip. There is no moral fortitude. Sinead’s orange. Diane’s orange. Tony and Diane learn Sinead is home. Ste slouches. Sinead shows off a belly tattoo. Ste tells Harry to get out of town. Leela and Tegan aren’t Ste’s sisters! He’s just the product of their sexually confused father’s affair. Why hasn’t Ste tried to see Hannah in the 3 years since Sinead left? Why does Tony care about Ste? Leela’s orange. Harry leaves.

Best Lines:
“Lying spoilt selfish.”

“That vile solicitor.”
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