This was not deliciously dark. This is not an acceptable narrative. There are hostile tones of voice and no verbalised enthusiasm. What is the library up to? This was downright awkward. Quentin is not commanding. What is Alice up to? Margo and Eliot are in peril. I don’t care about Fen. Why is Penny such a suckhole? Fairies are on Earth?!? Who is Irene? She turns fairies into magic powder?
Harriet’s mother is a librarian. This show is broken. Kady’s done coke. The librarian trades in the fairy powder. The librarian lies and doesn’t seem upset that Victoria and Harriet are dead. The librarian is a bad mother. I wish Penny and his toxic masculinity would go away. Who is Sylvia? Penny is in peril and trust is eviscerated.
“This is not at all relevant!”
All That Josh
Heavily disputed events aren’t discussed. Margo and Eliot are called terrible rulers which isn’t entirely unreasonable. Fillory focuses its ire on Eliot and Margo. This was not audacious. Nobody has dignity or seriousness. There is vociferous hatred toward Eliot and Margo. Nobody is conciliatory. They’re all weak-willed dreamers. This is facile. There is deviance.
Nobody engenders loyalty. One was not emotionally attached to his. Penny whines. There is singing and a ship flies. Who is some random guy? There is no furious determination.
“It’s what my mom took her clothes off to for money.”
“Save your judgement.”
“I think we found hell.”
“Narcisstically up your own asses.”
“It’s quite horrid.”
“Something very wrong here.”
“Ditched hard by you guys.”
“Our death screams.”
The Art Of The Deal
Irene’s family have magic from snorting the fairy dust. They’ve been enslaving fairies for 400 years? No magic has stifled this show’s momentum. Who is Sylvia? Why should I care? Penny whines. How did Josh, Alice and Quentin get onto the flying boat? Josh is a moron. How did Julia and Fen get to Fillory? The fairy queen needs to shut up.
TPTB think they’re writing intense verbal exchanges. The fairy queen is debauched. Penny is a bearer of grudges. One recoils from him. Irene doesn’t know about Fillory? I don’t care about Julia or Alice’s self-discovery journey. There is a secret revealed and fairy vengeance. There is a problem and this was really awful.
“I choose to be grateful.”
WTF is the quickening? AU Eliot and Margo were killed by a botched spell cast by AU Eliot. AU Penny and AU Julia hooked up. The Beast shows up to attack and AU Quentin is the AU Beast. I did not see that coming! AU Alice resurrected the dead AU Quentin, except he was soulless and went on to create a theocratic oppression.
What happened to the real Quentin’s wooden arm? AU Alice works for bunnies. Carrot wine is drunk. What’s the Winter’s Doe? AU Quentin has done bad things. This was good. Will Julia let in a monster? AU Penny and AU Marina escape into the real world. Josh and Julia annoy. Alice is always entirely untrustworthy. AU Quentin is made to feel sad for being evil. Where did Poppy go? Oh who cares?!?
“Where’s my Bambi?”
“Cause that’s not ominous.”
“I didn’t like them very much.”
“A monster. One even worse than me.”
“It doesn’t taste like horse.”
“They’re weirdly inconsistent.”
“A walking opiod crisis.”
“I killed a leprechaun once!”
The Filliorian Candidate
Will You Play With Me?
“I was a fan too once.”
“I don’t care.”
“Bit hard by the martyr bug.”
“Mediocre power hungry girl.”
This lacks moral significance. The Talos IV inhabitants can control perception and indulge in vicious behaviour, whilst making accusations of deviance against others and calculating effects. Spock shrugs off grave accusations. How was Spock ever thought reputable again? The Talos IV inhabitants have mind-sapping tyranny.
Spock wants to offload Pike on Talos IV. How far do the mental powers of the Talos IV lot extend? How did Spock contact Talos IV? How did Kirk get away with it? The twist is ridic! RIDIC!
“Prepare for hyper drive.”
“You will now consume the nourishment.”
“Things even more unpleasant.”
The elite school is international and bilingual. There is an annual prize that allows the winner to study in America. People call the hero a waiter. A rich dickhead shouts. The school has a bridge and a lake with fish and ducks.
The riches leave a privileged slime trail. The school expects the poors to have dutiful servitude. The place seems unendurable. This is a sombre show with some serious overacting. It would be disturbing if it were remotely credible. The school has bitter gloom despite looking like an Apple ad. A wearisome rich punk snots. There is a stifling and sinister atmosphere and a sentiment of alienation.
What grim turn of events took place in the awful world of the school? The poors school collapsed and is closed. 3 injured students got scholarships to the rich elite school. The hero has a jailbird brother who looks like Cristano Ronaldo. There is a toxic dream of affluence. The poors have to have jobs. The riches have a great view. The poors face derision. The riches have a malign influence and feed the negative impact of the school.
This was darkly disturbing. The poors try, not entirely successfully to fit in. There is no evident integrity by anyone. 2 rich jerks have sex in the school shower. What gravest consequences kicked off? A rich git like guys. Red tights are worn. There is puking, a debutant ball, weird clothes, cheating, sex, voyeurism and the rich jerk’s sister Marina has HIV. This was okay with yelling about corruption and the identity of the murder victim is a surprise.
“You read the rules?”
“Good luck, you’ll need it.”
“You hate everything.”
“Ticket straight to preppy land.”
“My job pays our bill since you left.”
“You wish you had this ass.”
“I don’t have any friends here.”
“I read outside of class.”
“In all its absurdity.”
“I don’t want her here either.”
“The only one Dad can still disappoint.”