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Movie Reviews: Bloodsucking Bosses+P2+We Are Still Here+Airplane vs Volcano +And Soon The Darkness

Bloodsucking Bosses (2015)
Fran Kranz stars in this tale of macho men who learn their workplace is full of vampires. There is rampant sexism and bullying and vampire fighting. This was okay.

Best Lines:
“Knuckle children.”


P2 (2007)
Wes Bentley and Rachel Nichols star in this dull tale of stalking on Christmas eve.

We Are Still Here (2015)
This is not a brutal horror. Barbara Crampton stars in this mess which looks like a faded VHS copy. A boring couple move into an old house with a disturbing secret. Boring and dull things happen. There is no chilling confrontation with evil.

Best Line:
“They opened something awful.”

Airplane vs Volcano (2014)
Dean Cain and Robin Givens star in this tale of an airliner trapped inside a ring of erupting volcano. There was an implicit assumption that this would suck and it did. This was made with maximum stupidity and was not charmingly endearing, just hysterical exaggeration.

And Soon The Darkness (2010)
Amber Heard and Odette Yustman of ‘Supergirl’ star as does Karl Urban. 2 women go on a calamitous biking trip to Argentina. Cue a grim time and devastating consequences. Strange and sinister and sad types lurk. A bleached blonde Urban is sad. Heard is snotty when Yustman is carried off. This exhausts your compassion for American morons. The kidnappers and their silent accomplices causes no horrified reactions.
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