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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘X-Men: Dark Phoenix’ trailer
Cyclops, Storm, Beast, Mystique, Magneto and The Phoenix. They’re in space and everyone hates Charles. Magneto wears his helmet. I’m not impressed.

Best Lines:
“There’s another word for that.”

“You’re always sorry Charles!”

‘The Monster’ trailer
A car accident and a mother and daughter in peril. This looks okay.

‘Supernatural’ 14x01 promo
Mary and Jack don’t care.

‘Holmes & Watson’ trailer
Ha!

Crikey! It’s The Irwins’ promo
Sweet.

‘Women On the Verge’ promo
No.

‘House Of Cards’ season 6 teaser
What happened to FU? Will Claire get away with it?

Best Lines:
“Promises were made.”
“Not by me.”

‘Halloween’ TV spots
Mmmm

‘Emmerdale’ ad
Kim Tate’s back. With bad cosmetic surgery,

Rosemary potatoes - okay.

I will review the ‘Charmed’ reboot.

What is crossushi?

I won’t read ‘Victoria’.

Who saw ‘Fairytale: A True Story’ (1997) or ‘The Paper’ (1994) or ‘Fatal Attraction’ (1987) or ‘Dangerous Liaisons’ (1988) or ‘The Big Chill’ (1983) or ‘Reversal Of Fortune’ (1990) or ‘The World According To Garp’ (1982) or ‘Hamlet’ (1990) or ‘101 Dalmatians’ (1996) or ‘Richie Rich’ (1994)?

Rhinos are fat unicorns.

I want a choc orange cake and a vermouth flavoured ice cream lollipop.

Who read ‘A Good Man In  Africa’ or ‘Any Human Heart’?

Inside No 9’ Quote:
“Sorry, that was misjudged.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“They had their loyalties and stuck to them.”

“Language changes, because we change it.”

“Indicating bad tone.”

“Social culture.”

“He was aware of it and it scared him a lot: he could see it coming.”

“The original smasher-uppers of hotels.”

“Melancholy proof of the deprivation of the public mind.”

“Are you not answerable for this?”

“A disease with no recognisable cause and no cure.”

“Lonely sentinels.”

“Stand your own company.”

“At a time when men made a virtue out of not being able to cook.”

“Tremble puny humans; your betters are here.”

“In a strop.”

“Deed of family agreement.”

“Dwelling-house exemption.”

“Went without sufficient personal care items.”

“Disturbance zone.”

“Did not expect the plan to be attacked in the very aggressive way that it was.”

‘American Vandal’ Quotes:
“Did you know dolphins weren’t fish?”

“Irrelevant to my life.”

“His actions have no consequences.”

“Sir. Fux.a. Lot.”

“Crotch goblins.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Only immediate custody can achieve sufficient punishment.”

“Social isolation.”

“Found extraordinary levels of toxic pollution in the seven-mile deep Mariana trench in the Pacific Ocean.”

“Rightly anticipating attack-”

“Two bottle lunch.”

“No malice in them.”

“Famous enough to make us want them to be here, but not talented enough to be nominated for anything.”

“Unusual route out of isolation.”

“Least credible ingénue ever committed to screen.”

“Unfamous.”

“Didn’t look after her enough.”

“Common geopolitical enemy.”

“Global ideological competition.”

“Sworn enemy of the liberal order.”

“The scene in which the entire opera house hissingly turns on her is uniquely disturbing.”

“Any knock on the door carries a threat.”

“Varying degrees of success.”

“Seem to love Antony most when he is not present, as if enraptured by an imagined ideal.”

“Despairing generation.”

“Face commercial realities.”

“The past was irrelevancy.”

“Think this, think that.”

“We get in their way.”

“If you speak up, you will be cast out.”

“Reprimanded a butler because the man was not outside the house when he arrived back and Edward had to open the cat door himself.”

“The shame shoved down the back of your throat.”

“Apart from anything else, he does not read.”

“Some girls are deemed unbelievable.”

“Blessed with a face that would make it hard for him to get an audition to play the good guy:”

“One of those people who thinks that, because he is rich, he must also be smart.”

“Glaring flaws and embarrassing secrets and conflicts of interest.”

“Stopped hollering. For the first time he seemed to have listened.”

“Journey to obscurity.”

“Cultural value.”

“Quietly lethal.”

“Romanticised public service.”

“Became the wrong kind of famous.”

“Corals made it through the impact that killed the dinosaurs.”

‘RTE News’ Quote:
“Ten years of non-activity.”

‘Channel 4 News’ Quote:
“Unfightable fire.”

‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Quotes:
“The silverfish ate all of our towels.”

“A butt star who married a rapper.”

“Pray to the corn god.”

“That’s ‘Frasier’ fancy.”

“Prisoner locks.”

“White idiot.”

“Ham and clam pizza.”

“Floor food.”

“I just assumed it was the trucker pills.”

“His luxury tree.”

“That one’s still a thing? Why?”

“Guide monkey.”

“Greek incest pottery.”

“What’s a bus?”

“Your crotch gets a headache.”

“Ruin it with your stupidity.”

“Head skin.”

“Yappy Endings.”

“That skin therapy where you put on a helmet full of bees.”

“Sans peen.”

“Make like a 30 year old single girl. And settle.”

“There are wrong answers.”

“Threw a hammer at me.”

“Watch out for pornos.”

“My new toothbrush is only for teeth.”

“Psycho liar.”

“A dog that once lived in a drug dealer’s house!”

“Farting without judgement.”

“Moderately well received.”

“An ipad taped to a bad of sugar.”

“Bitch, I don’t know your life.”

“Ate my joy.”

“Hellscream.”

“Bringing internet people into our neighbourhood.”

“They look like they’re from a restaurant dumpster.”

“Ho ho hoedown!”

“Brain garden.”

“His wife explodes?

‘Sky News’ Quote:
“Fans don’t want him here.”

‘Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace’ Quote:
“You look like a dropout.”

‘Red Dwarf’ Quotes:
“Rarer than an ungrouped bottom at the BBC in the 1970s!”

“They’re going to turn us into hippies!”

“The support I never got.”

“Who surrounds himself with cretins to mask his own inadequacies.”

‘FTWeekend’ Quotes:
“A sense of shared nationhood.”

“Mocking the government that privileged them.”

“Cleary thought I was ridiculous.”

“Unspoken assignment to reinforce certain stereotypes.”

“Sought to defend his father’s reputation as a decent man.”

“Jewish vengeance teams.”

“Vulnerability was a sin.”

“Ascent of emotion and the decline of reason.”

“War of choice.”

“Ultimate sanction.”

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