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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Creed 2’ trailer
Drago Jnr! Ivan Drago has aged badly. Is Drago’s wife in this?

‘The Bailout’ promo
This looks like a parody.

I hope the Beluga whale in the Thames estuary will be okay.


Who saw ‘Sink The Bismark!’ (1960) or ‘The Girl Next Door’ (2004) or ‘Regarding Henry’ (1991) or ‘I Give It A Year’ or ‘Last Holiday’ or ‘Meridian’ or ‘The Tin Drum’?

Who saw ‘Why Don’t You (Just Switch Off Your Television Set And Go Out And Do Something Less Boring Instead?)’

I won’t read ‘Children of ‘Gla-aki’, ‘I Invited Her In’, ‘Blue World’ or ‘The Dead Of Night’.

‘Upstart Crow’ Quotes:
“Lives Of The Noble Romans.”

“While awaiting the appearance of that shy turtle.”

“Amusingly confused cross-dressers.”

“Front of house prostitutes.”

“Man who wobbles the thunder sheet.”

“Strutty shouty boys.”

“Trouser trumpet.”

“Groaning ditches.”

“Non-sex defined.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“As far from help as you can possibly be.”

“Participants must circumnavigate the globe without GPS, relying solely on sextants, paper maps and the stars.”

“Sanitary checks.”

“Ethical tensions.”

“Smell of eviction in the air.”

“As motivated only by obtaining money through compensation claims.”

“Decline of respect for authority figures.”

“Changes in social mores.”

“No prospect of recovery.”

“Unwanted vowels.”

“Cultural reckoning.”

Dubious sources of money.”

“Never interrupt the enemy when he is making a mistake,”

“Continually misrepresented.”

“Needs to be accountable in some way for the content they produce.”

“Cultural affinity.”

“Insultingly portrayed.”

“Not seen as leadership material because of the way she speaks.”

“Soaps in which men sleep with their brothers’ wives on crack,”

“Went from screechy lower middle class to throatier sub-royal.”

“Relationship escalators.”

“Shouldn’t have to justify their sex lives to judgemental strangers.”

“Resistant to invaders.”

“Hide from view even the soil on which Hitler once trod.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Lost his power though his own egregious sexual conduct.”

“Lamp keeper.”

“Bemoaning Irish diction.”

“True, deep experiential understanding.”

“Illegitimate takeover of the rightful transmission of power.”

“Cultural specialisms.”

“Essentially traditional society.”

“So far failed to convince his peers.”

“Abounds in important unsolved problems.”

“Had not been made welcome.”

‘BBC News’ Quote:
“Product dumping.”

‘RTE News’ Quote:
“Voting intentions.”

‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Quotes:
“Done goofed up.”

“I’m a drug lookout and a process server.”

“Scream you drunk mess, scream!”

“You see no dolphin!”

“Darkest chapter of my life.”

“Leaving Christmas lights up way too long.”

“What are you wearing?”
“Kathy Ireland for Family Dollar.”

“What’s chasing them?”

“The answer to that has never been yes.”

“Gives worse change than Obama.”

“Baby weight disasters.”

“I’m proud to be brainwashed.”

“On the Youtube!”

“My mind beach.”

“Spirit biking.”

“Like ‘Days Of Our Lives’ replaces Roman Brady!”

“Birthday cake flavoured water.”

“Getting a room with a roof!”

“Mother of whores!”

“The Jewish thing with the chair.”

“You dumbass bitches!”

“You busted Morpheus.”

“Driver talky box.”

“Subway masturbators.”

“You people are garbage.”

‘Hercules: The Legendary Journeys’ Quotes:
“I’m a producer, I don’t feel anything.”

“Relationships are for the weak.”

“Captain happy.”

“I’ve seen better actors in a puppet show!”

“Just like ‘The Wonder Years’! But with giant snakes!”
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