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Movie Review: The Asylum + House + Time Of Death

The Asylum (2015)
Stephen Lang stars in this 'horror' involving an asylum for mentally challenged children and a topless woman who dies in the opening minutes for unclear reasons. There is sexism, toxic masculinity and stupid teenagers. Somebody gets possessed. A priest (Lang) comes to help and is promptly run over by stupid teenagers who are human trash bags. There are incredibly stupid decisions in this dour film. The teens try a DIY exorcism. Is this supposed to be a parody? There is a twist ending. This was silly.

Best Lines:
“A dumpster for human refuse.”

“Just got prison shanked by a psycho demon bitch!”

“NICE TRY DAMIEN!”

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House (1986)
William Katt and Richard Moll and George Wendt star in this ‘horror’ that somehow spawned 3 sequels. A Vietnam vet turned author (Katt) moves into a haunted house, he has a comedy relief fat neighbour (Wendt). There is outdated technology and bizarre flashbacks and casual malice. The hero faces drastic punishing consequences for his awfulness. This was ridic.

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Time Of Death (2013)
Kathleen Robertson of ’Tin Man’ stars in this okay chilly tale of murder.
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