‘Slaughterhouse Rulez’ trailer
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost take on demons in a UK boarding school. Try hard.
Best Lines:
“Watch where you’re looking.”
“Unable to teach today or even again.”
“Who wants to buy some drugs?”
‘Fire In The Sky’ (1993) promo
HOAX!
‘The Plague’ promo
A Spanish drama. Mmmm.
‘Rupture’ promo
What?
Gin chocolate - okay.
Who saw ‘Bullseye’ or ‘Fire, Ice And Dynamite’ or ‘City Of God‘ or ‘The Bone Collector‘ or ‘Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence‘ or ‘The Party‘ or ‘Ella Enchanted‘ (2004) or ‘The Matchmaker’ (1997) or ‘Tears Of The Sun’ (2003) or ‘How Stella Got Her Groove Back’ (1999)?
What is gunpowder mayonnaise or avocado mousse or mango sorbet?
'Star Trek 4' is in trouble. Sigh.
Recall ‘Tipping The Velvet’ or ’Shark’ or ‘Take The High Road’?
Who saw ‘Oleanna’?
I want cheetah tiles and a Gucci cushion.
Mark Hamill has been cast in season 2 of 'Knightfall'!
There is hair perfume?
Who read ‘Hammer Of The Gods’? Or the two naff ‘Star Trek’ books: ‘The Vulcan Academy Murders’ which read like bad fanfic or ‘The Romulan Prize’ which was seriously out of character and silly?
I think of my lost ‘Man From UNCLE’ fanfic: the AU where Solo fakes joining Thrush, the AU where Solo and Illya join an evil UNCLE and the one where Solo does bad things to Illya.
I’d try courgette and lime cupcakes.
What is commercial ice-cream?
What is endurance tickling?
Is the Spanish drama ‘The Ministry Of Time’ the show that inspired ‘Timeless’?
‘Doctor Who’ Quote:
“She couldn’t even pass her chemistry exams at school and yet she manages to create a time storm in her bedroom.”
‘Mission To Mars’ Quotes:
“Missed the planet.”
“Lost on arrival.”
“Sky crane.”
“The limits of life.”
‘Carmilla’ Quotes:
“Home? That was another lifetime.”
“No one ever comes.”
‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“Still pissing off the Daily Mail,”
“Put it away, grandma.”
“Microscopic skirts.”
“Notorious crime family.”
“Ordered out of the family home by the judge.”
“Item girl.”
“Financial disconnect.”
“Unreligious.”
“You meet people when you least expect it.”
“Unidentified aerial phenomena.”
“Exhibit properties not found naturally - that had defied scientific analysis.”
“Something that we so far, do not believe we have the technical capability to reproduce.”
“Hide many secrets.”
“Anything new and exciting.”
“Aliens had visited Earth and stayed.”
“Preppers would take to the woods.”
“I hope you ain’t a denier.”
“Freegan.”
“There was nothing to be concerned about.”
“Deserving of death.”
“Narnian winter.”
“Negotiate space.”
“She was almost arrested in a few cities because of that.”
“These unknown peoples,”
“Made considerable efforts not to offend.”
“Refuses to minimise this behaviour.”
“Feel all the more vital a corrective.”
“Increasing obsolescence in the face of punk.”
“That hitherto legendary land known on maps as ‘Terra Australis incognita’.”
“A 10th-century church that burnt down with its congregation inside.”
“Self-devised religion.”
“No dark-arts amateur.”
“Counterculture rapidly turning septic.”
“The violence around them palpable.”
“Wished him courage.”
“Previously distained,”
“Thuggish entourage.”
“The Age of Reason and exploration.”
“Placing her in good English pasture for the rest of her life.”
“White blood.”
“Made him a pariah.”
“Cautiously welcoming.”
‘Chilean Mine Rescue’ Quote:
“Probe hole.”
‘RTE News’ Quote:
“The last of its kind.”
‘The Sunday Business Post’ Quotes:
“Indelible cultural memory.”
“On-site mortuary chapel.”
“Can prove disastrous.”
“Novels you consider terrible.”
“Do not make an enemy of your editor;”
“History has been corrupted anyway.”
“Therefore entitled to beat her up,”
“Keep a diary and one day it will keep you.”
‘The Comet’s Tale’ Quotes:
“Not everyone viewed them with foreboding.”
“Dark reaches beyond rapture.”
“Harbinger of doom.”
“Closed orbits.”
“The icy wastes of outer space.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Ex girlfriend can also control my ipod with her mind.”
“Completely turned away from us.”
“Called in regarding my character.”
“Run around with characters.”
“Eradicate him from their lives.”
“Meddling bitch.”
“Controls the radio with his mind.”
“He won’t stop disparaging me.”
“Psychic wizard with mystical powers.”
“Working with Simon against me.”
“Troubled look.”
“Break a piece off of my toilet.”
“Harbour no ill-will.”
“Ideas of reference.”
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“One of those despised faithful consumers.”
“For the privilege of leaving.”
“Make changes inevitable.”
“Damaged the EU’s legitimacy.”
“Came home to a mobile phone bill of more than E30,000.”
‘Give Me Your Hand’ Quotes:
“The cage-wash room.”
“Gigolo-dipping me.”
“Fight wound.”
“A haircut in search of a personality.”
“Preweigh the flask.”
‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Calvinist character.”
“He becomes toxic.”
“Sensory disturbance.”
“Pull plastic.”
The most debauched nightclub Brian has ever seen.”
“Underground culture.”
“This preoccupation with the extreme offended many people.”
“Had an enema on stage that sprayed the front row,”
“Suffer by reputation.”