The counsel is called Kendra. Trey is compromising. West annoys and is appointed as a Special Prosecutor to take on Moss. Someone bothers Kendra for unclear reasons. Chuck annoys. Season 2 is oddly addictive trash. Lyor rants about Kirkman running for re-election. Aaron annoys. West spits venom. Hannah has an on-going sense of revenge.
Moss blowhards. I’ve no idea what is going on. Hannah misses Damien and sees a video message he left for her about his daughter. Moss runs for POTUS. Hannah’s crap causes blowback on Kirkman. West causes issues.
“Nearly Patty Hearst’s my ass!”
Nobody asked if the FLOTUS was killed by a remnant of the conspiracy from season 1. What is the point of Amy? Where is Rob Morrow? Emily’s a tool. Moss slimes. Kirkman deals with foul politics. I don’t care about Leo. This crap ep never seems to end. It is not fascinatingly unpredictable. Kirkman tries to appeal to reason and judgement. The plot is ludicrously complicated.
Emily resigns because of her ineptness. But it turns out her unintended consequences weren’t so unintended. There are no displays of cordiality. There is mean spiritedness and nobody acts constructively just disruptively. Hannah’s wrathful. There’s no ingenuity. If this show had got a season 3, I wouldn’t have watched due to the annoying West and his untrammelled ambition.
Moss and Kirkman are mutually hostile. West causes trouble and takes mighty umbrage. There is no ingenuity. Kirkman does bitter outbursts. There is no ingenuity or menacing revelations or any obvious reasons for anything. This is not emotionally powerful. Amy is insanely cheerful. ‘Lethal Weapon 2’ is ripped off. No-one hears Hannah firing a gun in the UK? Kirkman has no capacity to make people feel safe and reassured. People are sick of Kirkman’s fancy ways and he is regarded with keenest suspicion. He can’t adjudicate disputes.
People are moral failures. Kirkman’s presidency has barely entered public consciousness. Seth and Lyor are not stand up men, despite TPTB telling is they are over and over. Seth saved people. So nobody will suspect Hannah in the murder of the woman she very badly wanted dead? How will Amy get to the USA without a visa? Where is her mother? Kirkman says he will run for POTUS. Hannah learns Emily is a traitor. Kirkman learns if he will be charged. This ep finally ends on all these unresolved plot threads.
Sam smokes in the hospital. Cherry Bang comes up with a new character, Black Magic, a voodoo queen. Bash didn’t get the girls insurance or health care. People give selfish awful Debbie the stink eye. Beirut failed out of med school. It is typical of Debbie to have no decorum and cause a scene and get attention.
Ruth has a long-held shame. Debbie doesn’t apologise for causing an injury. Ruth’s sick of Debbie’s studied pose and calm, controlled tones. Debbie and Ruth fight. Nobody else seems to share Debbie’s sense of her own importance. Debbie is selfish and Ruth has catalysing envy. Ruth has heartbreaking loneliness. This was okay. The unsayable is said. Ruth’s on the bench for 8 weeks. Bash pays Ruth’s bill. Did Ruth not need to use the bathroom whilst in hospital? Ruth gets the Viking rehired. Debbie still won’t apologise.
“Debbie almost murdering Ruth.”
“Elaborate revenge fantasy.”
“Sexy voodoo vixen.”
"Don’t feel bad about that at all.”
“You’re the success and I’m the disaster.”
“Set the weirdoes free.”
“Stole these from your neighbour. He’s dead anyway.”
The Good Twin
There is a music video featuring the Madonna wannabe Melrose. There is hideous 80s fashions and it is so low budget. There is a bizarre gag involving the floppy disk. There is only the 1 ref. Black Magic does the Xena war cry. Bash’s hair is red at one point. There is an ad for a show called ‘Quilting B Easy’. Welfare Queen advertises her action figure.
Carmen and co sing on a benefit song/psa which is taste free and features bad singing about kidnapping. Bash and Sam play dirty old men in raincoats. Shelia romances and eats a goat. Fortune Cookie and Beirut are sidekicks. There is a dance number and a ‘safe’. This was very good and in the end, it turns out Justine’s mother was watching the show.
“Sweat the sorrows away!”
“Of course nyet. I am frigid and barren like Siberian tundra.”
“Board the next goat for America.”
“It worked on the rubber chicken!”
“They cancelled ‘Charles In Charge’.”
“Go to there.”
“Black Magic fights because she’s horrible and mean.”
“More o less no.”
“Pioneer wedding quilt.”
“The ones you’ve got, let them get away.”
“The horn of war.”
“Find able bodied lover.”
Justine’s awful mother shows up to berate. Debbie wears a silly hat. Bash and Debbie try to sell GLOW to buyers. Britannica turns out to be in the US illegally and faces deportation. Bash dresses like a leprechaun. Justine’s mother is unsavoury and she is left with little regard for Sam. There are hideous 1980s prom dresses and sap and an ugly perm and a huge phone. This was okay.
“Sends her chest hair clippings.”
“Being murdered by a trash compactor.”
“At least give up cups.”
“Why don’t I have a stalker?”
The Sinking Ship The Grand Applause
Butch is back. Lee is trash. Will the useless Riddler go away? Barbara and her latest wig annoys. Mr Freeze walks around with no shirt on. There is unconvincing looking ice. Where does Mr Freeze keep his wallet in his super-villain outfit? Gordon’s shot, a lot. Lee shoots Sofia, but she isn’t dead. Ra’s Al Ghul shows up dressed like a disco pimp.
“Do it the fun way.”
“Grundy smell like old dentures.”
“So that didn’t happen.”
That Way Madness Lies
“I’ll hold down the florist. You grab a phone book.”
“Your gut is your best warning system.”
“I failed at a few promises.”
“I’m very twitchy!”
“Empty the clip?”
“Funny how you’re not surprised about this.”
“Like I pay taxes.”
“Looking for Phil. Phil Landerer.”