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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘They Remain’ trailer
Something in the woods, bugs, a helicopter, tents, a murderous cult is mentioned, weirdness, bones, visions and this is based on a Laird Barron story. This is a must see.

Best Lines:
“What are you doing?”
“Standing around thinking about death.”

“Heard knocking on the hatch.”

“The decline of civilization continues space.”

‘Just Before Dawn’ (1981) trailer
An actively malicious killer stalks badly dressed teenagers. George Kennedy is in this along with Gregg Henry. There are hot pants, an RV, a hand, a machete and this looks good. Comes horror! Comes death! Don’t camp in the woods, just don’t!

Best Line:
“When you don’t come back, I’ll know how to fill out the report.”

‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’ TV spot
“Everything changes.”

‘Knight Squad’ promo

‘Cold Skin’ trailer
Fish people, yelling and murderous intent.

Best Line:
“We are the invaders.”

‘The Void’ trailer

Gluten free chocolate chip cookies - good.

They remade ‘Papillion’?

The BBC’s next Agatha Christie adaptation will see John Malkovich as Poirot in ‘The ABC Murders’.

Don Johnson and Louis Gossett Jr have been cast in the ‘Watchmen’ TV show?

Hayden Christensen was in ‘In The Mouth Of Madness’?

‘Krypton’ renewed.

Who saw ‘The Little Vampire’ (2000) or ‘Look Who’s Talking Now’ or ‘The Powerpuff Girls’?

‘Super Troopers’ sucked.

What is green pea panna cotta and lemon verbena and salted egg yolk emulsion?

I’d try poached free-range chicken in lightly spiced yogurt with roasted apricot and red and green fruit vinegar.

WTF is coppicing?

I’d try stir-fried ice-cream.

‘In The Mouth Of Madness’ Quote:
“Let the doors be sealed by Our Lord God and let any who dare enter this unholy site be damned forever.”

‘DenOfGeek’ Quote:
“Those memories won’t be good ones.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Defiantly staving off his own decline.”

“Public opprobrium.”

“Spendy years.”

“Live in dignity.”

“Comic maids.”

“Diaries, published after his death in 1988, are famously bitter and intolerant about a host of colleagues.”

“Bio-moral autopsy.”

“People really want you to behave.”

“Do-nothing bitches.”

“Circus servitude.”

“Niceness ensues.”

“Spoons are for children, amateurs and people with bad table manners in general.”

“Never fond of attention,”

‘The Times’ Quotes:
“A thug looking for trouble.”

“Trust funds and dinky nicknames acquired at boarding school.”

“That ill will found an institutional outlet.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Filed grievances.

“Complicated ambivalence.”

“Objects of pursuit.”

“Perennial rejections.”

“Private ludicracy.”

“Harsh ludicrousness.”

“Suppositional nature.”

“Amphetamine paranoia.”

“Nobody looks to Hollywood for social commentary, do they?”

“Mournful little things.”

“Sensitive young men crushed by coarse life.”

“Creating an ideal self that the child must live up to.”

“Fanboy cant.”

“The postwar generation has rejected all that their parents built for them,”

“The upending of everything they believed they could take for granted about their country.”

“Strangers offering to take him outside.”

“Enjoyed it when people were frightened of them.”

Not welcome in their house.”


“Perching birds went extinct because there were no more perches.”

“Attitude of contempt.”

“An abusive partner who won’t use contraception or accept a woman’s right to refuse sex.”

“Almost no public reflection.”

“Resculpted human populations.”

“Syke’s coffin, lead-lined because of the virulence of the disease, was disinterred from his grave in Yorkshire. The purpose was to enable researchers to take samples from his remains, of the H1N1 virus strain that caused the Spanish Flu. Such samples, now under high-security lock and key in Atlanta, have been examined for clues.”

“No one has satisfactorily explained.”

“Problematic discourse.”

“Origin-myth moment.”

“One of the most shattering moments in pop culture history.”

‘Great British Railway Journeys’ Quote:
“Cornucopia of embarrassment.”

‘American Housewife’ Quotes:
“Rich people are just regular people with boats.”

“You’re sweating all over my stuff.”

“Is this where you keep the food for your workmen?”

‘Let’s Get Physical’ Quotes:
“You once took a laxative before a flight and they had to make an emergency landing, after what you did to the bathroom.”

“You’re never right.”

“I stole some Amazon boxes on Christmas Eve, we’ve all done it.”

“I really hate chickturkveg meatballs.”

‘Hollyoaks’ Quotes:
“Different gay dad every week.”

“Her last step-dad killed her mum.”

The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“That sign should be unnecessary.”

“The hit show that launched no one’s career.”

“Scared? What do we give you those meds for?”
“So you can do less parenting?”

“Raised 2 great kids. Plus the one who murdered me.”

“Go get daddy his burying shovel.”


‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Counter productive to the resolution of conflict.”

“Living life.”

“Very over-dramatic.”

“Need a break from your daughter.”

“Doing ranch chores.”

“Stupid ass ranch.”

“I’m not going to no TurnAbout Ranch!”

‘FTWeekend’ Quotes:
“Mocking BHL is easy. In fact, it’s a French national pastime.”

“Fantasy of a return to a lost identity.”

“Pharmacological onslaught.”

“Don’t talk to the mad one.”

“Pale, eyeless fish drift in a lightless world, feeding on bat guano, insects and organic matter washed into the caves by seasonal floods.”

“Sleep debt.”

“Sleep hygiene.”

“As if the real world was something I could see but not touch, as if it existed somehow and forever behind a gauzy veil.”
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