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Arrow 6x21 + The Handmaid’s Tale 2x05 + Quantico 2x07-2x09 Reviewed

Docket No. 11-19-41
Oliver’s horrific selfishness and self-obsession are laid bare in this ep. Where is Slade? Why doesn’t Oliver call on him to help fight Diaz? Felicity smart mouths. A cop openly boasts of being in Diaz’s pocket. Oliver is smug and wants an acquittal ignoring that he’s a mass murderer. Renee is imploding emotionally, no one cares. Oliver is a no-goodnik.

Whore heels are worn. Quentin sneers. Oliver has grown increasingly insular. There is no genuine unpredictable tension. Felicity is snotty and claims she loved Oliver whilst he chased Laurel, Sara, McKenna and Huntress. William is stupid. Teryl Rothery is the defence lawyer. Diggle tries to look tough. This lacks even soapy tension or sheer improbability. Diaz has pathology.

Oliver said he planned to give up being the Green Arrow at some point, yet when he had the chance to relinquish the hood to Diggle - he didn’t! Felicity doesn’t wear a blouse or bra in court. Oliver lies about the island come out in court. A man pretending to be Tommy Merlyn crashes into court and he says he is the Green Arrow. Diggle and Oliver are sick to use Tommy’s memory in this fashion. None of this mitigates Oliver’s actions.

Colin Donnell’s 2nd cameo of the year is wasted. Oliver didn’t care this much about Tommy when he was alive. Felicity laughs off the Tommy fake. I detest her. Who is Christopher Chance? Oliver should be under a long shadow of shame for his over-complicated defence. Felicity is impertinent. Misusing Tommy’s memory the way they did was impermissible. Oliver fawns all over Felicity.

There is no moral dimension in this show which is no longer a creative entity. Black Siren pretends to be the real Laurel. Oddly she isn’t arrested for Laurel’s vigilante actions. This is not brilliantly witty and it has no brutal efficiency. Black Siren lies. Oliver out-manipulates and out-affects Diaz. I do not look favourably on Oliver; the man has had a pernicious affect on the city.

Do people still think Tommy is alive and the Green Arrow? When will Oliver finally get his reckoning? William acts like he is a toddler. This ep is not memorably insightful. Oliver acts without consequence. Diaz gets retaliatory. Oliver and co shrug off the fate of the judge that they caused. Oliver and co get away with their crap as triumphant music plays. Chance wears ‘Mission Impossible’ style masks and annoys. I’m waiting for Oliver to apologise to Renee. Every single season of this show has ended with every single bad guy targeting Oliver’s loved ones. Nothing new here. This could have been good but the misuse of Tommy and the vile smugness of Oliver ruined it.

Best Lines:
“We are guilty!”

“A shocking fall from grace.”

“She took down intergang.”

“I watched ‘American Crime Story’.”

“Why does Lian Yu look a lot like Russia?”

“Don’t let me get away with it. Not again.”

“A false face and a made up story.”

“Try not to need me again.”

“You really must be stupid!”

~
Seeds
This was under-lit boredom. Offred burns the letters. Aunt Lydia is always there. Aunts have special dispensation to write, to Serena Joy’s disgust. Serena Joy is an unhappy shrew, why did she help create a society where women are forbidden to read and write? Nick lurks. The unwomen sing hymns in the colonies. Janie and Emily work and Emily is dying. Offred sits on the toilet. Serena Joy and the wives hang out in the park and Guardians follow them. Nick speaks unwisely.

I don’t care about Offred or the mind shattering events she was subjected to in this drastically wrong society. The Commander laptops. There are veiled and not so veiled threats. Offred is in an untenable situation. The Commander is at work. What do the Commanders do all day? The Commander wants Nick out of his house. Offred is bleeding, no one notices.

There is a prayvaganaza which sees Guardians including Nick married to their helpmates. Offred is sad. The Commander and Serena Joy seem to have set this up. Who are these brides? They are so young. Nick doesn’t want his wife. The Waterfords are all toxic emotional inadequacy. Nick’s wife is going to live with him above the garage in the Waterford’s house. Emily whines.

The Commander sorta menaces Nick. WTF did Offred do? How did she get outside? There is death, lots of graves and Offred doesn’t miscarry despite her best efforts. Who was watching her in the hospital? Nick’s wife Eden is a true believer in the theocratic dystopia. This lacked logic, morality and merit. Even the Waterford’s latent menace and lack of moral boundaries lacked piteous horror. This was not brilliantly rendered or utterly harrowing.

Best Lines:
“Let myself become a bother.”

“Godly, harmonious environment.”

“God’s light be with you.”

“Our divine republic.”

“So that happened.”

“This place is hell.”

~
LCFLUTTER
There is a mention of the VP in the now and in the then Lydia and Owen have issues. There is no narrative momentum. NY faces urban ruin again. Ryan has a mischievous sneer. This is not talismanic TV or agonisingly effective. Harry is irredeemably unpleasant. There is no grim bleakness or apocalyptic dread. The plot is semi-incoherence that isn’t fiendishly clever. Sebastian sort of sees through Harry. Ryan is all essential hollowness.

Ryan is tiresome and pathetic and prone to feckless male self-destruction. The baddies are bracingly hostile. In the then Shelby is ill-equipped for normal human interactions. Doesn’t Leon recognise Shelby? Isn’t she well-known? She was a cover girl for a gun magazine prior to the FBI! Leon is treated as sketchy. Alex is malcontent. The trainees are trained in interrogation. There is no real emotional purchase.

Things get ugly with catastrophic consequences. This is wilfully nasty. Ryan is not pleasingly gormless. Alex jumps off a roof and there is no enthusiasm for this. Nobody enforces moral boundaries. Ryan is pernicious. Sebastian and Harry make out. Miranda frames a guy. This was not enduringly watchable, competent or enjoyable.

Best Lines:
“Put a rock in it.”

“Be strong.”
“You too.”

“I’m not on your back mate.”

“Some perceived conspiracy.”

“Enhanced interrogation techniques will be also be used on you if you’re ever caught.”

“No such thing as going too far.”

“What’s waiting for all of you.”

ODENVY
A General shows up in the now and in the then Ryan is recruited by the AIC. Harry yaps and leaves Alex with a bill. CIA training takes a break for Thanksgiving. The twins face off. The baddies alleged manifesto is ranted incoherently. Lara Pulver guest stars. Ryan and Harry have no sincerity or focus. Concerns escalate. Harry visits his ‘family’ and Pulver is his handler. The UK doesn’t celebrate Thanksgiving! Pulver mumbles about Brexit and spies in a vague conversation with Harry.

Lydia is calculatedly misleading. There is no ever growing intensity or consistent moral principle. After several eps of inconsequence - this show gets interesting and eerily compelling. Men have a tendency to male rage. Owen learns he hasn’t been reacting proportionately. The AIC recruits are revealed. Alex gets a shock as the desperate situation gets worse.

Best Lines:
“What about London Spy?”

“You think that means he’s an insurrectionist of the highest order?”

“It’s really not like you can just unplug it.”

CLEOPATRA
This was good with an espiocracy. In the now: Alex is bothered by Hannah. Who? In the then: Owen pimps the trainees out. There is bad photoshop and a twist. Alex isn’t an FBI agent anymore. Ryan hasn’t heard of Snapchat. How did Owen end up in Federal prison? Dayana is called a ho. Things go badly or do they? Leon and Dayana have secrets.

Exposition is spewed. What is the cultural impact of the attack? People do value extraction on Alex. There are no realistic claims or moral agents. Dayana strays toward certain things. The perfectly respectable streets of NY face critical risk. Unfounded assertions are made. Stunning possibilities are hinted at. A malign shadow is cast.

Best Lines:
“A history of talking to very beautiful women.”

“Kill team.”

“What did you get yourself into this time?”

“The centre of a conspiracy that no one magically knows about but you? Again?”

“In the wrong place, at the right time, 2 years running.”

“She won’t be a problem, I won’t let her be.”

“Who are these people? Why should I care?”
Tags: american crime story, arrow, handmaids tale, quantico
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