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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Riverdale’ 2x22 promo
Cheryl becomes a Serpent? People talk about Black Hoods, people yell and Archie plots.

‘Designated Survivor’ 2x22 promo
A tsunami and Michael J Fox prances. Sigh, no wonder this was cancelled.

Best Line:
“People were swept out to see.”

‘Westworld’ 2x04 promo
What are they looking for? There are creepy railroad scenes and the MIB bores.

‘Innocent’ promo

Tiger butter fudge - okay.
Bonbons a la rose - bland.
Extra fine milk chocolate with hazelnuts - nice.
Paprika crisps - okay.
Peanut butter froyo - no.
Truffle mash - yum.
Earl Gray ice-cream - okay.

I won’t read ‘The Good Daughter’.

WTF is an Instagram magazine?

What is hot pudding?

I’d eat peanut butter ice-cream and vegan ice-cream.

There is vegan perfume?

Who saw ‘Gattaca’ or ‘Tank Girl’ (1995) or ‘Space Jam’ (1996)?

‘Quantico‘, ‘Valor’ and ‘The Crossing’ axed! Boo!

I won’t review ‘SEAL Team’ 1x08 ‘The Exchange’ or ‘Circe’.

I will review ‘Sword Of Destiny’ and ‘The Last Witch’.

‘iZombie’ renewed. ‘Inhumans’ axed along with ‘Deception’ which I’ve never seen. ‘Scorpion’ cancelled. Yay. The ‘Charmed’ and ‘Roswell’ reboots are going ahead. ‘Instinct’ renewed. The ‘Supernatural’ spin off isn’t happening.

There is to be a 3rd ‘Bill & Ted’ film?

I want to see baby giant tortoises.

10 years since Google glass?

Birds won’t go near feeders if squirrels are there.

Shackleton shot his sledge dogs and the ship’s cat Mrs Chippy? Jerkass.

Danny Dyer is to appear in a Harold Pinter play?!?

‘DenOf Geek’ Quotes:
“Can’t finish stuff.”

“Couldn’t have been more unsettling if a clown had stared through the window while you watched it.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Leaf fall.”

“Have as malign an impact.”

“Lives in a bin.”

“Various toughs in leather jackets and night-time sunglasses gather in the urban wasteland for a showdown.”

“Only acceptable social response.”


“His reassurances invariably sound like threats.”

“Canal drinking.”

“Want to remain in the conversation.”

“Delusional nightmares.”

“An act of good will.”

“Need to avoid her.”

“Class spite.”

“Self satisfaction.”

“Constantly and inevitably found wanting.”

“Relatively uncared for.”

“Social farming.”

‘FTWeekend’ Quotes:
“Don’t care for what I do.”

“Cheese made from David Beckham’s sweaty sneakers that was served to unsuspecting VIPS in the Adidas tent at the London Olympics.”

“Posh, rich people don’t deserve to have problems.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“To replace the ballroom carpet would be £500,000 alone.”

“Cultural matter.”

“Desperate to out-radical the students who might mock him.”

“A fatuous shock tactic, received in icy silence.”

“An old-fashioned and out of touch judge.”

“Caught trying to rationalise their ambivalence.”

“Permissive claptrap.”

“I no longer know my own country.”

“Nothing that advanced public understanding of anything.”

“Passive-aggressive silence.”

“Eclectic and mysterious public identity.”

“Presumptuous overthrow.”

Product of their own machinations.”


“Limited places to go socially.”

“Cheap own-brand custard, which tasted as through it had once been in the vicinity of vanilla, but not actually made contact.”


“Romancing the product.”

“Category killer.”


“Myopia epidemic.”

“Already unable to equip their populations with a medical device that has been around since the Middle Ages.”

“Breed mistrust of all things foreign.”

‘Great British Railway Journeys’ Quote:
“Nearly lost to rabbits.”

‘Modern Family’ Quote:
“Devil creature.”

‘RTE News’ Quotes:
“You are causing hysteria.”

“Escalate the process.”

“Boulders the size of cows.”

“I’m absolutely disgusted!”

“Continued forbearance cannot be maintained.”

‘American Housewife’ Quotes:
“How’s everything?”
“Let’s not.”
“Okay good, because I didn’t care.”

“Angry driving words.”

“Angry talking about grandma words.”

“There’s a silly group of words.”

“Batman the world’s greatest detective doesn’t know Superman’s weakness until Lex Luthor tells him. There are 5 dream sequences in the movie. None of them reveal anything about any character. And most importantly, Superman has heat vision. He should have melted Batman in the first act. Movie over.”

“Do you have a cat or just a candle that smells like urine?”

‘Let’s Get Physical’ Quotes:
“Bar car.”

“Murder you all with a cinderblock.”

“Disgusting freeloaders.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Lied to put me in jail.”

“Worst judgment.”

“They have to face me now.”

“They’re all in on it.”

“Confess their lies.”

‘FromDuskTillCon’ Quote:
“Deteriorating media that confines it.”

On ‘Hollyoaks’: James impregnated a hooker as a 16 year old. Kyle manipulates and plots against an upset James. Mac is stirring. Theo wears tiny underpants. Dirk makes creepy Milo confess his sins. James throws Kyle out and then takes him back. TPTB make James pathetic and sad. Milo’s delusional and James has desperate bitterness and is not well-loved. This show is ludicrous and shallow. I HATE Cleo.
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