‘Westworld’ season 2 promo
Cue ridiculing laughter.
Best Lines:
“It’s us or them.”
“A place hidden from god.”
‘Star Wars Rebels’ clip
Time portals and voices of many many characters, Kylo Ren among them.
WWE 1999 Superbowl ad
Ha.
Best Lines:
“We’re a non-violent form of entertainment.”
“We’re good wholesome family entertainment.”
‘The First Purge’ trailer
How it all began, to be seen and understood.
‘Warlock III: The End Of Innocence’ (1999) trailer
Once the Warlock wanted to end creation now he wants a house? This is overlit, 90s looking and full of idiots. The Warlock shows up played by Bruce Payne now and he knocks at the door. There is bad VFX and this trailer is stupid. I’m sure the movie is even more stupid and dumb.
Best Line:
“You get a bad vibe watching cartoons.”
‘Designated Survivor’ 2x17 promo
“They will hang him in the street!”
‘Come Home’ 1x03 promo
The vile wife and her awful daughter.
‘The City And The City’ 1x02 promo
Uh?
‘Tyler Perry’s Acrimony’ promo
What?
‘Fantastic Beasts 2’ promo
What?
‘The Adventures Of Kid Danger’ promo
No.
I will review ‘Meddling Kids’.
I won’t review ‘Our House’ or ‘Girl In Snow’.
They remade ‘The Dunwich Horror’ in 2009?
Recall ‘Biker Mice From Mars’ or ‘1-800-Missing’?
Is Colin Donnell really returning to ‘Arrow’?
Why no Hawkeye character poster for ‘Avengers: Infinity War’?
Who saw ‘Impromptu' (1991) or ‘The Browning Version’ (1994)?
Joan Collins to be in ‘American Horror Story’?!?
There is to be another ‘The Stand’ TV show?
Recall the ghastly ‘Gormenghast’?
What’s a build your own omelette?
‘Meddling Kids’ Quotes:
“Old mills and barns where hand-wringing bad guys think of their evil plots,”
“Am I interrupting a moment? I can leave.”
“Words must be picked carefully in a parole hearing.”
“I staged a haunting in an old mansion and dressed up as a giant salamander to scare people away.”
‘Splinter’ Quote:
“The West Virginia mating call is the sound of shaking a bottle of opioids.”
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Imperative or interrogative style,”
“Night courting.”
“Girls who take part in immodest sports,”
“Disallows this form of self-protection.”
“The dominance of a few over the many,”
“The problem is that this vision of the world is at odds with the reality.”
“Like those lettuce-leaf Carlton Ware salad bowls all the rage at ‘70s dinner parties.”
“St George was a hobo who was famous for beating a rare lizard to death at the behest of a voice in his head.”
“Precipitate such national trauma on a whim.”
‘Poirot’ Quote:
“Her love will reform him.”
‘The Gloss Magazine’ Quotes:
“It’s a fresh way for people to wear heirloom pieces by switching up how they are actually worn.”
“Mothering narrative.”
“A stew of self-pity and bad advice.”
‘Blackadder The Third’ Quotes:
“Glutinous levity.”
“Restless lynch mob.”
“Auditioning for the part of Arnold The Bat in Sheridan’s new comedy.”
‘Warehouse 13’ Quotes:
“Everyone has a choice. As I discovered, people often make the wrong one.”
“Regent vault.”
‘American Housewife’ Quotes:
“Eight guys talking about persevering dirt roads.”
“Don’t use any of the words Momma screams while she’s driving.”
“We should be proud.”
“Not openly.”
“The pie literally made Stan throw up in the birdbath.”
“Why is everyone dramatically entering?”
'Doctor Strange' Quotes:
“Implicit in my disgust.”
“All I need is possible.”
“Lead another gifted student to power.”
“Bring ruin upon us all.”
“Continuum probabilities.”
‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“Bait the traps. Momma needs a new people coat.”
“Rich people justice.”
“Beach thongs.”
“Rotten Time Ranch.”
“Please laugh at me!”
“Intentional unfunnyness.”
‘Sky News’ Quote:
“To appear reasonable."
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On ‘Neighbours’: fat Terese ignores Gary and harasses Paul.
On ’Hollyoaks’: Kyle plans to frame James. Ste looks like a depressed rodent. There is family chaos and joyless twerp Elly has willed ignorance. Alfie cracks up. Nobody cares. Elly rejects James. Kyle lies about being abused by James. These odious falsehoods are easily believed due to James’ combative personality. Ste is a gooby chav. Nancy berates James; this show is full of rubbish. Maxine’s abuse by Patrick is brought up. Sami and Kyle have competitive cruelty.
Best Lines:
“There are no elves or wizards in ’Game Of Thrones’!”
“We’re fine without you.”
“James has to get sent down.”