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Movie Reviews: Dirty Dancing (2017) + Point Of Entry + 4 others

Dirty Dancing (2017)
A remake that has excised all mentions of Baby joining the Peace Corps and Johnny is played by some Zac Efron knockoff. There is bad dancing and bad music. Bruce Greenwood plays Baby’s father. This was DREADFUL, the format and the wretched ending make no sense.

Best Lines:
“You should be ashamed of yourself.”

“Now please, get out of my life.”

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Point Of Entry (2007)
Holly Marie Combs, Patrick Muldoon of ‘Starship Troopers’, Roark Critchlow, Traci Lords and Richard Roundtree star in this terrible TV movie. A retired policeman (Roundtree) looks into an unsolved murder. Meanwhile a family move to Hidden Glades, a gated community where a creepy neighbour (Muldoon whose acting hasn’t improved since his stint on ‘Days Of Our Lives’) creeps.

This is woefully and unforgivably dull as the family make one ludicrously bad decision after another. The awful husband shrugs off his wife’s grim memories and hangs out with a slut. The wife (Combs) has to fend off the nutter while an oversexed neighbour (Lords) is her only friend. Nobody feels apprehension about the nutter until it is too late.

Best Lines:
“I got his wine cellar along with his house in the divorce settlement.”

“Never wildly popular.”

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Vibes (1988)
No.

Rose Red (2002)
No.

Arachnophobia (1990)
Okay.

Ghost Ship (2003)
Okay.
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