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Trailers, Quotes and a 2003 Tape Tale

‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ season 2 trailer
Is there no hope for Offred? The Commander and Serena Joy panic. TPTB of Gilead loom. There are weird Handmaid rituals and a wedding and executions. WTF are they doing to the Handmaids? Aren’t they a national resource? What are the wives up to? Does Serena Joy change sides? What happens to Moira? Can Nick be trusted? There is a belt. Janine and Emily are in the Colonies. There are weird outfits, fire and Serena Joy yelling. Is that Offred’s mom? What is happening to Nick? This looks good.

Best Lines:
“Probably is no out.”

“Pain of his judgement.”

‘Gotham’ season 4 promo
No.

‘Arrow’ 6x17 promo
Oliver is appalling person and Diggle is sick of his crap. Oliver is dismissive and they fight. Kick his ass Diggle! Kick his ass!

‘The House With A Clock In Its Walls’ trailer
Eli Roth does fantasy. A kid, a creepy house, monsters, weirdoes and this looks okay.

Best Lines:
“A very old place.”

“Something horrible.”

‘New Girl’ opening credits
No.

‘Love, Simon’ TV spot
No.

‘Rocky Balboa’ (2006) trailer
Good?

Gluten & wheat free Easter cupcakes - dry.
Godiva Dark Chocolate Pink Himalayan salt - yum.
Chocolate Orange doughnut - yum.
Haagen-Dazs Belgian chocolate ice-cream - yum.
Organic white wine (Chile) - okay.

I will review ‘The Queens Of Innis Lear’.

I won’t review ‘The Hollow Tree’ or ‘Skin Deep’.

Hell is Andrew Scott doing ‘Hamlet’ on BBC2.

Zyra Zagorsky of ‘Helix’ was on ‘Arrow’!

Who saw ‘When We Were Kings’ (1996) or ‘Hercules’ (1997) or ‘Far From Heaven’ (2002) or ‘I’m Not There’ (2007)?

Lorenzo Lama now works as a commercial helicopter pilot.

What is Japanese straightening?

Crimen injuria.

Who saw ‘In The Line Of Duty: Smoke Jumpers’ (1996)?

‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“Georgian rectory.”

“A prestigious apartment complex in Piccadilly, London.”

‘Black Narcissus’ Quotes:
“Convents don’t teach men pupils.”

“How dare you come to our service tonight?”

“You’re unforgivable.”

“None of you have ever wanted me here!”

‘3News’ Quotes:
“Fifty Euro round the corner for half an hour.”

“A historic moment from which there can be no coming back.”

“Pregnant with a baby.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Sex as something they have a right to.”

“Cosmic dawn.”

“Has all the charm of a public urinal.”

“Even the word Christmas itself was Satan’s work.”

“Didn’t help our feelings of being left out.”

“Even then being quietly forgotten.”

“Did not match any previously known human anatomy.”

“Fethishisation of confectionery.”

“Deliberately maligning her behaviour, clothing and sexual character.”

‘Primal’ Quote:
“Remains nauseatingly unchallenged.”

‘American Housewife’ Quotes:
“Old nanny who’s now the new wife.”

“You say things out loud that polite society frowns upon.”

“Their pain brings me Christmas joy.”

“I brought you a wreath just so your house doesn’t look abandoned.”

“Smells sad in here.”

“Invisible tape.”

‘New Girl’ Quote:
“Shower diaper.”

‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“She never liked you.”

“Dead from the stress years ago.”

“Baby prisons.”

“Lonely children are evil children.”

“Bible nut.”

‘Blackadder’ Quote:
“Meek bastards.”

‘Cromwell’ Quotes:
“Give it to a whore!”

“Not I!”

“Ambitious courses.”

“Gaggle of buffoons.”

‘Irish Independent’ Quotes:
“Priested.”

“Opt out from society.”

“Weren’t obeyed by the oiks.”

“A generation keen to become everything their parents were not.”

‘Blood and Salt’ Quote:
“She believes she’s part of an invisible cult where our five-hundred-year-old ancestor is performing corn rituals.”

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On ‘Hollyoaks’: There are new opening credits. Goldie and her stripper hair extensions are back. Shane’s locked up for a double murder he didn’t do.

Best Lines:
“Poor old Thorpe.”

“Talk to the manicure!”

“Do one!”

“Even after you faked your own death!”

“Worth the bus fare.”

“Some dodgy guy.”

“In your dreams! Pervert!”

“Everyone I love, bad things happen.”

“You’re in the gutter Gracie and that’s where you’re sleeping!”

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Cleared out a tape from 2003. It began with a ‘Smallville’ ep ‘Vortex’ which was of inconsequence. Clark is emotionally distressed and Lana is fawned over. People are disastrously hostile to Lex. Why was Lex forever painted in a bad light? Then there was a ‘Star Trek: Enterprise’ ep ‘Dead Stop’. That show caused uncontrollable fits of despair.

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