aggravated‘Jersey Shore: Family Vacation’ promo
They’re back.
‘Duck Duck Goose’ TV spot
No.
‘Dave Allen At Peace’ promo
No.
‘Urban Legends’ promo
“Say something outrageous.”
‘Children Of The Corn: Runaway’ trailer
Yet another sequel, but this one looks good.
Best Line:
“Circus of crazy.”
Bali sea salt toffee in milk chocolate - okay.
Green Apple Jolly Rancher Chews - okay.
Cherry Jolly Rancher Chews - okay.
Cheesesteak pizza is a thing?
WTF is seed milk?
‘Legally Blonde’ (2001) was not a good film.
Who saw ‘Stay Hungry’ (1976) or ‘A Woman Named Jackie’ (1991) or ‘Fright Night 2’?
I won’t review ‘Mercy’.
‘Warehouse 13’ Quote:
“Squeal of delight.”
‘Sky News’ Quote:
“Truth projects.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Lazy, stealing, unemployed, violent moocher.”
“You can’t use but.”
“Stole my laptop.”
“Kicked doors down.”
“Lazy knife wielding son.”
“Better off dying.”
“Kicked him out. Sort of.”
‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“Padded or quilty are common.”
“Expect laid-on entertainment.”
"London person’s idea of country kit.”
“Likes himself a lot.”
“Politeness sex.”
“Veg-dodger.”
“The artists couldn’t afford food so they would sit there and drink all night instead.”
“Open-earedness.”
“Elusiveness cements a reputation.”
“So far removed was she from how people remember her.”
“Cultural seller.”
“Our major imports from America - violence, drug taking, student unrest, the hippie cult.”
“Command scant scholarly reverence.”
‘Once Upon A Time’ Quotes:
“You want a witch fight?”
“The Coven Of The Eight.”
“You have stolen everything from me!”
‘The Seeker’ Quotes:
“Town wack job.”
“If he offers you candy - run.”
“I don’t like the way he always happens to end up talking to us,”
“Don’t they have laws about strange men wandering around talking to us children?”
‘The Big Bang Theory’ Quotes:
“Someone please agree with me.”
“Chased me out with an artisinal salami.”
“I couldn’t be less interested.”
‘The Sunday Business Post’ Quotes:
“Multipotentialites.”
“Tinned fruit cocktail was regarded as exotic.”
‘The Simpsons’ Quote:
“Mindless generic rock.”
‘Countryfile’ Quotes:
“Pine Martin scat detection.”
“Blizzarding.”
‘Fair City’ Quote:
“Conniving cow.”
‘Hawaii 5-0’ Quote:
“Dead in a hole.”
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Only assemblage of life that we know of in the universe.”
“Nostalgia is a powerful force.”
“A surefire sign you’ve crossed the threshold into full-on adulthood is when the music you spun in your youth becomes retro.”
“Crapify.”
‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Stereotypical sitcom idiots.”
“Gangster glare.”
‘RTE News’ Quote:
“Somewhat theatrical move.”
‘Pig Island’ Quote:
“We just want Malachi off the island so we can go over there and exorcize whatever it is he’s tempted into living there.”
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On ‘Neighbours’: TPTB have fired Steph and Gary. Yay!
On ‘Hollyoaks’: Leela outed Ryan and as a result he murdered his uncle DS Thorpe and Grace’s step daddy walked in on him.
