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Trailers, wonderful wonderful trailers!

The Forest of Hand and Teeth book trailer
I know this is a book trailer, but it is not good at all. Show us zombies!

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SG:U official Trailer
A brand new show and a brand new setting and the first person we see is Richard Dean Anderson. Sigh. Not pretty. Not pretty. Anyway this looks okay, methinks the two name cast members won’t live beyond the pilot ep. Look at the fate of Robert Patrick in ‘Stargate: Atlantis’. I will give this a cautious try, but ‘SG1’ and ‘SGA’ never failed to disappoint. One glimpse of Rodney McKay and this show is dead to me.

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Day One trailer
It’s aliens isn’t it? This looks lame and makes me miss ‘Jericho’. This looks so derivative, I don’t think I’ll bother.

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Jennifer’s Body trailer
In every school….there’s a vampire monster. This looks hilarious in a ‘Heathers’ meets ‘Mean Girls’ meets ‘An American Werewolf in London’. It has Amanda Seyfried, Adam Brody and Megan Fox. I’m so there.

Best Lines:
“Jennifer’s evil.”
“Yeah I know.”
“No I mean she’s actually evil. Not high school evil.”

“I will finish you if I have to.”
“Yeah okay, you can barely finish gym class.”

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Jordin Spark’s Battlefield music video
I like this song.

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Waxwork (1988) trailer
An okay trailer for a very funny horror comedy. It has David Warner, evil waxworks and dumb teenagers getting bumped off. If only they’d listened to movie trailer voiceover guy: “Don’t step over the rope!”

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Popcorn (1991) trailer
Oh this is a terrible, terrible trailer. It looks awful. ‘Popcorn’ is a funny horror spoof, like ‘Scream’ but this trailer is dire.

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Motel Hell (1980) trailer
Stay at this motel and you’ll never check out. This is an okay trailer; I’d like to see this film. It looks cheesy and common sense would dictate that you wouldn’t stay at a place called Motel Hell.

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Blood Ties (1991) trailer
Not the cancelled TV show based on the Tanya Huff novels. This is a TV movie that was a pilot for a vampire soap opera that didn’t get made into a series. They should try again, vampires are in now. Anyway this is an okay trailer but the TV movie is great. A neat twist on the legend.

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Cluck's Outback Roaster Combo/Oceanic ads
What this vid has to do with season 6 'Lost' is making me confused. Did they change history? Is Hurley now a burger franchise opener? Who would eat that nasty looking combo meal? Oceanic is crash free and still in business? My brain hurts.

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Kate on America's Most Wanted segment
Kate's wanted for killing a co-worker of her stepfather? She blew up his office, not their trailer? What? What? What? Brain, hurts. Roll on season 6 of 'Lost'.
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