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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Pyewacket’ trailer
A girl does an occult ritual in the woods and things go awry. I’ll try it.

The Handmaid’s Tale’ season 2 trailer
Interesting.

‘Lost In Space’ trailer
A nice space ship blows up. There is snow and a crash landing and intelligent aliens. There is a robot or is it an alien? The ship sinks. There is staring. Is the evil guy a woman now? There is a weird sky and an annoying woman.

Best Lines:
“We’re lost.”
“No kidding.”

‘Riverdale’ 2x15 promo
Drama and I’m incredibly irritated.

Best Line:
“Yeah that’s right I said inbred!”

‘Killing Eve’ promo
Sandra Oh has a new show and there is an assassin. Mmmm.

‘Designated Survivor’ 2x13 promo
POTUS Kiefer isn’t popular, why?

‘I Feel Pretty’ trailer
No.

‘Entebbe’ trailer
Maybe.

‘Ready Player One’ trailer
Trash.

‘Blockers’ trailer
“What would Vin Diesel do?”

‘Damo & Ivor: The Movie’ trailer
“Hey Gordon Ramsey!”

‘Suicide Squad’ extended cut scene:
Harleen chases the Joker on a motorcycle and forces him to stop and he prances and does a silly voice. Harleen demands he love her and shoots a sexist trucker. Mmm, this is all self-conscious theatricality by 2 unlikeable loons and Harleen became a bad guy with her words and her will. Why did she want him to love her so much?

Best Lines:
“Let me in!”

“Mind screaming at your bitch somewhere else?”

“My heart scares you and a gun doesn’t?”

‘The Man From Uncle’ summer 1964 promo
No.

‘The Man From Uncle’ 1966-67 promo
No

‘The Man From Uncle’ spring 1967 promo
Hell no.

‘The Man From Uncle’ promo ‘The Test Tube Killer Affair’
Oh lord.

‘One Spy Too Many’ (1966) trailer
“Rip Torn! Madman!”

‘One Of Our Spies Is Missing’ (1966) trailer
Poo.

Gluten free olive oil corn snacks - bland.
Godiva milk chocolate pearls - yum.

I won’t read ‘The Perfect Girlfriend’ or ‘Expelled’ or ‘The Feed’.

I’ll review ‘In The Name Of The Family’, ‘The Reunion’, ‘Unsub’, 'Bone White', ‘Mercy’, ‘Night Parade’, ‘Breach of Containment’, ‘History of Wolves’, ‘The Red Tower’, ‘Crooked House’ and ‘Blood and Salt’.

Who was Super Dave?

Who saw ‘Matinee’ (1993) or ‘Barton Fink’ (1991) or ‘Primal Rage’ (1988) or ‘The Object Of My Affection’ or ‘Twilight’ (1998) or ‘Russkies’ or ‘Ratcatcher’?

‘Black Mirror’ renewed.

‘Good Omens’ looks ridic.

What were Melody Maker, Select or Sounds?

What did a pantry boy do?

Recall ‘Temptation Island’?

A funky DVD shop has closed.

What is scalp acne?

‘Girls On The Edge’ Quote:
“Risk items.”

‘Daily Mail’ Quote:
“Our unhappiness followed us everywhere.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Terrible excuses for male sexual behaviour.”

“Free from debate.”

“Social touching.”

“Demonised touch.”

“Has the feeling of being about 50 years out of date.”

“Well-worn stories about Nick Kent’s testicles hanging out of his leather pants or Julie Burchill and Tony Parsons putting barbed wire round their area of the office.”

“Incorporating Accordion Times.”

“Inter-generational co-residence.”

“Deep interior.”

“Spacecraft graveyard.”

“Impurity profiling.”

“Blissfully unimplicated.”

“I apologise to anyone in Eastenders or who likes Eastenders.”

“Decided he wanted to smoke some crack.”

“Attempted to get out of the car - we were travelling at 80mph and luckily someone dragged him back in.”

“My gums numb from the crack fumes.”

“Struggling to find the leg holes in a Dior suit.”

“Geezer-sentimentalism about saving community pubs from the developer.”

“Changed her life without her consent.”

‘RTE News’ Quote:
“Mangled by fury.”

‘American Housewife’ Quote:
“She was a Pam Am stewardess back in the day when it meant something.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“All compassion is gone.”

“Using a translation app.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“No culture of critiquing itself.”

“Blinkered servility.”

“Heyday was long past.”

“Cultural abundance.”

“Rarely as cutting edge as it liked to think itself, overly in thrall to its own mythology.”

“Rockist conservatism,”

“Faked his own public breakdown.”

“Strong feeling for the things I wanted to experience.”

“Another potato-faced Onslow.”

“A great Western canon of popular music populated almost entirely by white men with guitars.”

“They exist only as a reflection of their greatest creation.”

“Subjugated and bent to our will.”

“We’re not supposed to mind.”

“Environmental aggressors.”

“Defend their existence.”

“Homes without discipline.”

“Explain why daddy is stabbing a drifter.”

“Rick, long established as the worst leader in fiction (everything he does makes things worse), is a bad father even by post-apocalyptic standards.”

“Assumptions were made.”

“Sometimes very dark assumptions.””

“Grubby end of the 1960s.”

‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“Ebola meteor!”

“Jesus Christ Superstorm!”

“One more prediction yet to come.”

“The antichrist becomes President.”

“Release the comforting hounds.”

“Doomsday ark.”

“Under my stern rule.”

“Defuse your obvious hostilities.”

“All my self-esteem comes from tests.”

“Put upon sigh.”

“I’ve known my shapes since I was 16!”

“Cursive love letters.”

‘The Last Of August’ Quotes:
“Chided for having feelings.”

“Holmes is upset, hide all firearms and install a new lock on your door.”

“Having secret nefarious plans.”

“They didn’t have the best reputation - being cursed with an infamous last name will do that to you-”

‘Fandemonium’ Quotes:
“It took four mounted policemen to get me out of there.”

“Being a fan of a 40 year old TV show, sometimes not so socially unacceptable.”

“We predate ‘Star Trek’.”

“Maintain political and legal order.”

‘FTWeekend’ Quotes:
“Status mink.”

“Looks like Charles Manson in a hood.”

“Hammering - literally - everyone in his way.”

“A city that can sometimes seem to be caught in the aspic of its own very potent legend.”

“Statistical suspicion.”

“Ecocide.”

“Screaming, shooting and being slapped around.”

“Last few people who knew.”

“Has Christianity issues.”

‘HowToSpendIt’ Quote:
“Glorifying provincial British hoodlums.”
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