A woman rubs a guy’s jockstrap on her face. A Mountie, his trusty horse and his sidekick (Rubens) must track down a killer stalking co-eds and cheerleaders. A spear is thrown and impales 5 cheerleaders bloodlessly. There is exposition and a cheerleading camp which always ends in death. A girl has a crazy mother (Brennan) who rants about dirty pillows.
There is an actual black sheep, an escaped lunatic and the principle from ‘Grease’ and ’Grease 2’ has a cameo. People are not especially constructive, just unreasonable tools. But still this is nasty and sexist. It makes fun of a woman who wants to avoid rape and an obsessive toothbrusher is killed in a loathsome rape fantasy scene. This was unrelentingly unfunny dourness that was puerile and not edgy or rebellious.
“Satan is within my child.”
“Eat white bread without the crust.”
“Half time salute to vegetables.”
“Your shirt is 3 years out of style. Hit the road.”
“Pom pom press.”
“Cram it clown.”
“Made his escape with some power tools.”
“Murdered his entire family with a hand drill.”
“Why can’t I go to the asylum?”
“This must be the act of a maniac.”