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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘The Blackcoat’s Daughter’ aka ‘February’ trailer
Something bad is about to happen. Emma Roberts and Kiernan Shipka star. There are malignant consequences and staring and drawers full of knives.

Best Lines:
“We can’t let you live here.”

“They worship the devil.”

‘Hereditary’ trailer
A dollhouse, a violent spike of strings, death, Ann Dowd, Gabriel Byrne, drawings, an ugly child, staring and fire. This looks okay. Mothers are a hated presence.

‘Save Me’ promo
WTF? Doesn’t seem joyously life-affirming.

‘The First Purge’ trailer
TPTB jump on the anti-Trump bandwagon in this prequel. Ha.

Best Lines:
“What makes America great again?”

“I wanna purge too.”

‘Ant-Man and The Wasp’ trailer
Boob armour. Wasn’t Scott in jail? He’s hanging out with a tag. His annoying kid lurks. Hope and Hank run. A building is shrunk and wheeled away. There are ugly cars and a giant Hello Kitty pez dispenser. Mmmm. Has an unstoppable determination to be ‘funny’.

Best Line:
“We’re still running.”

‘Striking Out’ promo
No.

‘My Little Pony’ ad
Glitter and glow princess celestia?!?

‘Shetland’ promo
Mmmm.

‘Hard Sun’ promo
No.

‘Requiem’ 1x02 promo
Ridic.

‘Bliss’ promo
No.

‘Strike Back: Retribution’ opening credits
What happened to the other duo?

‘Castle Rock’ promo
Shawshank and name actors and mmmm.

Organic French country vegetable soup - a stew.
Legendary lemon curd - too sweet.
Extra virgin olive oil & Himalayan pink salt crisps - okay.
Creamy gorgonzola - yum.
Tien Giang 70% Grand Cru de chocolat noir Vietnam - good.

Another ‘Superman’ prequel called ‘Metropolis’?

Poor Groundhog.

Anyone see ‘Masters Of The Universe’ (1987)?

A new ‘Super Mario Bros’ film?

WTF is ‘Rufus’?

There is a ‘Cloverfield 4’?

I’d like to try chestnut honey ganache and apple trifle.

‘Irish Independent’ Quote:
“Insufficient gesture.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Misremembering.”

“Contemptuous remarks.”

“Rotted into the soil centuries ago,”

“Trying to move house to feel safe from his neighbours.”

“Unquestioningly praised.”

‘American Housewife’ Quotes:
“Westport homeless people have better stuff than we do. Nude Norman rides a bike that’s worth more than our car.”

“Not ‘Rain Man’ anxiety.”

“I object to it. Deeply.”

“Germs are made up.”

“Two words: tampon wind chime.”

“You are acting like a pimp in a Lifetime movie.”

‘Derry Girls’ Quotes:
“We’ve a good 2 or 3 hours before the rioting starts.”

“I am psychic Erin. I did a course.”

‘Neighbours’ Quote:
“You can’t buy respect.

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Complementarity.”

“Hanging out with girls they shouldn’t be with...”

“Girlfriends who want careers on the back of the band as well.”

“Horde of yobs.”

“Shrill-shrieking.”

“Nutritionally vital.”

“Most of them are not grateful at all.”

“Would have half a bottle of Mumm champagne for lunch and if the temperature wasn’t right he’d throw the bottle at you.”

“An assertion of their sexual propriety.”

“Like Narnia or Weteros, apparently at home to no season other than winter.”

“Does what he always ends up doing.”

‘RTE News’ Quote:
“Eventually and finally.”

‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“First doofus.”

“Husbands are idiots.”

‘FTWeekend’ Quotes:
“Attention battle.”

“Seemed wildly free of labels.”

“Deindusrialised.”

“Anthropological explainer.”

“Dead rats were thrown at them.”

“Sex-companion.”

‘Bastard Prince’ Quote:
“No issue male by his Queen, nor perchance expect any.”
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