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Movie Review: Voyage Of The Dawn Treader

The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader (2010)
2 lesser siblings and a fiercely negative cousin end up in Narnia. Prince Caspian (Ben Barnes) is now King Caspian and is hot. Where did Caspian’s accent go? This has no cultural purchase or bemused wonderment or disorientating intensities. This is not socially relevant. Certain expectations were not met and so no more Narnia films. The inescapable conclusion is that this bored. Why are the people of Narnia so graciously deferential to people from Earth?

Best Lines:
“Fanciful novels.”

“We don’t matter.”

“Mullet mouth.”

“I licked every one of them!”

“My healing cordial.”
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