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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Hard Sun’ 1x02 promo
Different forms of behaviour.

‘Next Of Kin’ promo
This ITV drama stars Archie Panjabi and Jack Davenport and sees a family learn a relative is a terrorist. Mmm.

‘Instinct’ trailer
Alan Cumming is a CIA agent turned teacher. Whoopi Goldberg is his editor or agent or something. A cop shows up to ask the eccentric Cumming for help in finding a serial killer. I bet the twist is that he is the serial killer. The female cop can’t kick a door down. Maybe.

Best Lines:
“That’s great news! Not the dead kid part.”

“You have to really dislike someone to stab them this many times.”

Scorched Earth’ promo
The cloud fall, stock footage, society has collapsed and Gina Carano beats up people. Name actors are in this. People have nicely styled hair. No.

Best Line:
“You’re just trash.”

Scotch - strong.
Lifesavers - nice.
Mature cheese & onion crisps - okay.
Extra smooth milk chocolate truffles - okay.

Recall Britvic 55?

Anyone see ‘Chuck & Buck’ (2000) or ‘The Good Girl’ (2002) or ‘School Of Rock’ (2006) or ‘Schizo’ or ‘Get On The Bus’ or ‘Riding In Car With Boys’ or ‘Crossroads’ (2002) or ‘Eyes of Laura Mars’ or ‘Do The Right Thing’ or ‘The Stuff’ or ‘Airheads’ or ‘Antitrust’ or ‘CB4’ or ‘Falling Down’ or ‘Hackers’ or ‘The Jackal’ (1997) or ‘For Keeps’ (1988) or ‘Farewell My Concubine’ or ‘Brotherhood of the Wolf’ or ‘Goodbye Lenin’ or ‘Into Great Silence’ (2005)?

I will read ‘Are You Sleeping’.

What is celeriac ketchup?

Who saw ‘Freaks and Geeks’ or ‘Bread’ or the ‘In The Heat Of The Night’ TV show?

They’re reshooting Ed Westwick’s scenes in ‘Ordeal By Innocence’.

Is House Of Fraser on the way out?

‘The Gloss Magazine’ Quote:
“Taxi dress.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Repel certain cultural commentators.”

“Did not know where he was, or take much notice of that fact.”

“Extracting new levels of fame.”

“Career-defining masterpiece.”

“Apparent lustful goings-on in Irish hedgerows after dark.”

“Aspersive minds.”

“Stifle critical coverage.”

“Nobody wrote or directed that film in any meaningful way.”

“Unlovely adventures.”

“Accessories of angst.”

‘RTE News’ Quote:
“Their massive cheque.”

‘Great British Railway Journey’ Quote:
“By no means an intellectual.”

‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“Suckle daddy’s sugar ball.”

“Tragically delicious.”

“It’s like a prequel but in the future.”

“Brain babies.”

‘Sky News’ Quote:
“Woefully short.”

‘Derry Girls’ Quotes:
“Don’t say knickers in front of your father, he can’t cope.”

“I’m not being individual on me own.”

“Good one Geldof!”

‘The Times’ Quotes:
“Ever scheming. Ever disappointed.”

“Eyes dart around like he’s always looking for a weapon with which to bludgeon or gouge you.”

“Absolute centre of attention, dispensing favour and delegating power.”

‘Hollyoaks’ Quote:
“Try and explain how you became a rent boy!”

‘Modern Family’ Quote:
“Paid to watch me build stuff naked.”

‘Fawlty Towers’ Quote:
“That’s puke that is!”

‘FTWeekend’ Quotes:
“For failing to disown her.”

“London ball-scratchers.”

“Emotional incarceration.”

“Reputation for litigation and paranoia.”

“To die in never-explained circumstances,”

“Force modernism on the film,”

“A catastrophic error his vanity never permitted him to retract,”

‘Spying On The Royals’ Quote:
“A new queen at his side.”

‘Hugh’s Wild West’ Quotes:
“Grippy legs.”

“Important prey species.”

‘Are You Sleeping’ Quotes:
“Dress herself as though she were a vagrant.”

“Complied a list of unsavoury characters best avoided.”

“People will expect material evidence of grief.”
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