‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’ trailer
The island is about to be wiped out by a volcano. People want to save the dinos! Ian returns and there is a stampede and lots of dinos.
‘Designated Survivor’ 2x10 promo
This gloriously unhinged show sees Maggie Q shout.
Best Lines:
“Innocent people don’t plead.”
“No one is more dangerous than I am.”
‘Riverdale’ 2x09 promo
Things go down.
‘Black Mirror’ trailer: ‘USS Callister’
This looks bizarre. It’s VR surely? There is weirdness, laughing. Space fleet and it’s so OTT.
‘The Flash’ 4x10 promo
Barry’s a moron.
‘Beat The Flush’ ad
Oh gross.
‘Staccups’ ad
No.
‘Yeti In My Spaghetti’ ad
Oh lord.
Plain French goat’s cheese - okay.
Sea salt & cracked black pepper hand cooked potato crisps - yum.
Gluten & wheat free white chocolate & cranberry cookie - okay.
The rabbit saved from the California wildfires. Aw.
Recall ‘One Man And His Dog’? Or ‘Changing Rooms’? Or ‘McHale’s Navy’?
Why is ‘Annihilation’ going to Netflix?
There’s a ‘Chilling Adventures of Sabrina’ TV show, also going to Netflix.
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Quasi-derelict.”
“Govern every social interaction.”
“That didn’t sound like a rigorous endorsement.”
“I refute it thus.”
‘The Gloss Magazine’ Quotes:
“Mistress’ taste in shoes.”
“Re-use greywater.”
“The horrors of pigeon gutting.”
“Vegan pate.”
“Frustrated fire-and-brimstone priest,”
“Growing oyster mushrooms on used coffee grounds.”
“Brussels sprouts (considered pig food, apparently in France),”
“Had to be kept on a high window sill, because it wouldn’t fit in the fridge.”
“The toilet, which we flush with buckets of wastewater from the washing machine.”
“Lending credibility and social standing.”
‘Sky News’ Quote:
“Limited hard cover.”
‘Den Of Geek’ Quote:
“Not that anyone knew what recycling was in 1992.”
‘Daily Telegraph’ Quote:
“Nobody seemed troubled to find out.”
‘Eastenders’ Quote:
“Slapper up the duff!”
‘The Man From UNCLE: UNCLE VIPS: A Celebration of The Man From UNCLE’ Guest Stars' Quote:
“I am playing my character.”
‘Sherlock Holmes and the Miskatonic Monstrosities’ Quotes:
“An amulet bearing the soul-symbol of a corpse-eating cult of Leng.”
“It will be some five years before an appropriate alignment of stars recurs to make a Portal of Banishment viable again in that region of the country.”
“A man whose companionship could be often be burdensome.”
‘Kung Fu The Legend Continues’ Quotes:
“Don’t you go dying on me the night before the marriage.”
“Old friend?”
“I don’t have many of those left alive.”
“Life and compassion were not high on his list of priorities.”
‘Hollyoaks’ Quote:
“You’re the problem here.”