“Good steak and ale pie.”
“Worse than usual. I’d fire him if I was paying him anything.”
“Keep the old shack together.”
“Standing in a field. Grubbing about in the past.”
“Certainly wasn’t liked.”
Where is Julian? Black Bison lurks. Harry has a conference of Wells’. From Earth12 there is a German Wells who dresses like Steve Jobs and who has a bad wig and really bad old age makeup. From Earth47 there is a Wells who looks like Hugh Hefner and who has a bad accent. From Earth22 there is a ‘Mad Max’ Wells who eats a rat on a stick.
There is no foreboding for the future. This was not of untold import. Why is Snow showing off her cleavage? Ralph should cause moral indignation but he gets away with his crap. Harry remains largely unappreciated. There is bad acting and where is Wally? There is no rugged masculinity. Ralph earns frank disgust and he has no moral framework and is not daringly blank. Cisco annoys.
The bad guy is named DeVoe. Iris wears a spaghetti strap top in November. Black Bison’s credibility and motives are attacked. A T-Rex skeleton attacks. There is sap. Barry and co plan to get DeVoe who is The Thinker yet who hasn’t actually done anything bad. The team show up en masse to DeVoe’s home. They plan a SWAT style assault on DeVoe’s house. DeVoe’s wife Marlize lurks and Clifford DeVoe is in a wheelchair. Cliffhanger! This was okay.
“That movie is filled with lies!”
Avila’s wife Maria whines, faints and drama queens. I’m sure she has secrets. Ismael who was battered by his stepfather, gruesomely kills his abuser in an outburst of adrenaline and fear. He wants a job with insidious people. Avila works as a hitman by night and his family don’t know. There is a bizarre scene in a confessional and bad people hang out at a bar. Avila has to kill a friend. Cliffhanger! This was okay.
The royals are not morally pervasive. Black Bolt doesn’t care about the emotional distance with his brother. Crystal babbles. Is Lockjaw a dog or an Inhuman? Henry Ian Cusick lurks. The Inhumans are stupid and entitled. This show is visibly ailing. How does the Inhuman city have oxygen, light and gravity? Black Bolt maintains resolute silence. There is death.
Scary Inhuman Mortis has all his scare factor taken away by TPTB turning him into a quip machine. There is an insurmountable barrier between Black Bolt and Maximus. 2 boring people face boring culminate challenges. Maximus makes alarmist comments and rants and is too good an actor for this crap. Maximus does not take well to criticism. Where is SHIELD? There is idiot comedy, random martial arts, silly music and bad acting. People plot against Maximus. Is this bad on purpose? Seriously TPTB?
“I’ve been looking for you.”
“Load up the green.”