‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ TV spot: Permission
Overdone.
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ TV spot: Fight
Does Luke ever do anything but stare?
Best Line:
“Something to fight for.”
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ TV spot: Destiny
I’m getting a bit sick of Rey.
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ TV spot: Kick
Finn annoys.
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ TV spot: Awake
So many walkers, I want a Porg.
‘Wonder’ promo
Oscar bait.
‘Aux’ trailer
John Rhys-Davies, a real life news reader, death, yelling, exposition and weird accents. Davies knows what’s going on. What got out of the bunker? Stuff blows up and there is staring.
Best Lines:
“A mass murderer who seems to be able to disappear into the woods without a trace.”
“Somebody found and opened the hatch.”
‘Sick Note’ promo
No
‘Three Days To Live’ promo
Mmmm.
‘Downsizing’ promo
This Matt Damon movie looks weird.
‘100% Hotter: Make Me Over’ promo
Wha?
Caramelised onion & Balsamic crisps - no.
Vodka & cranberry - okay.
‘Nowhere Fast’ is not good.
If wild boar are full of disease, worms and parasites. How did the survivors on ‘Lost’ survive eating it?
Anyone watch ‘Martin’?
Anyone see ‘The Postman’ (1997) or the 1963 ‘Day of the Triffids’?
I won’t read ‘The Sister’, ‘Berlin Syndrome’, ‘Video Dungeon’ or ‘New Fears’.
The Dior a Versailles Cole Jardins Collection is lovely.
‘People’ Quotes:
“Not be allowed on the set of his own show.”
“Updating the how-to-manual on career immolation.”
“Hospitalized after ranting at drivers on Ventura Boulevard.”
‘3News’ Quotes:
“Wrecked havoc.”
“Bad past.”
“Why should people have sympathy?”
‘FTWeekened’ Quotes:
“Took to drying vegetables in the washing machine.”
“Serving the dish on a silver platter bearing Hitler’s initials that she’d stolen from Berchtesgaden.”
“The TV personality album.”
“Weaponised that mistrust.”
“Unsparing auditions.”
“Catastrophic diarrhoea.”
“Crisis of credibility.”
‘Aertel’ Quote:
“Community resolution.”
‘Hollyoaks’ Quote:
“Right sad act.”
‘Charmed’ Quotes:
“I haven’t felt this potent in years.”
“That surly one? That’s your wife?”
“How does she know that?”
“Seer. Get it? She sees things.”
“He preys in alleys.”
“Don’t they all.”
“I’ve been turned into a mermaid, a mummy, a genie.”
“We knew you’d have to come back here eventually.”
“Yes, well, seeing as it is our house.”
‘Invasion’ Quote:
“They’re all hybrids. The people, not the cars.”
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Generational defining.”
“Deep anti-intellectualism.”
“The Department of Education was not aware that E13,000 of public money was spent on classical musicians, drapes and an ice sculpture of a dolphin.”
“Sediment supply.”
“Lots of baddies underestimate Punisher and die screaming.”
“The Irish can silently bury a grudge deeper and hold it longer than any other creatures under Heaven.”
“He’s also gluing his wig to his head with polymer cement. So he’s playing a five-set tennis match. On meth. With a wig cemented to his head.”
‘Cogar’ Quote:
“An enemy vessel of war.”
‘Extreme Wives’ Quote:
“Zealously hostile.”
‘Euronews’ Quote:
“Operative role.”
‘BBC News’ Quotes:
“Fall with style.”
“Stunningly dull.”
“Categorically a false story.”
‘The Hills’ Quote:
“Positive flaw.”
‘News24’ Quotes:
“Rage reactions.”
“Perceiving threat where it does not exist.”
‘Nature’s Weirdest Events’ Quotes:
“Social mammals.”
“Mega predator.”