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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Only The Brave’ trailer

‘Justice League’ trailer

‘Daddy’s Home 2’ trailer

Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle’ trailer

‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ trailer

‘Blindspot’ promo

Best Line:
“Doing this to make you bleed.”

‘Sick Note’ promo
Ha, Don Johnson stars in this Sky1 comedy.

Best Line:
“I don’t even like Game Of Thrones!”

Terrifier’ trailer
Evil clowns menace Megan Fix look-alikes. Ha!

‘American Horror Story’ 7x10 promo
Kai, blood, screaming, Winter, Ally and worry.

‘Channel Zero’ season 1 trailer
Kids, a puppet show, monsters, teeth, ugly lino and a tooth monster. WTF?

‘Ingrid Goes West’ promo

‘I, Tonya’ trailer
Ice skating, Tonya Harding declares she was brilliant, white trash, swearing, fighting, ugly make-up, gun pulling, sabotage and Margot Robbie. This is all inherent ridiculousness and Tonya is not absolutely sincere.

Best Lines:
“I don’t have a wholesome American family.”

“Suck my dick!”

‘Designated Survivor’ 2x07 promo
Kiefer rages.

Best Line:
“My mentor is a murder suspect.”

‘Riverdale’ 2x05 promo
This is dumb. Jughead hangs out with Serpents and Archie judges.

‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ promo
Luke is back on the Millennium Falcon. Snoke pontificates. TPTB plan 10 more years of this?

‘Powder’ promo

‘Jeepers Creepers 3’ promo

‘Lady Jane’ (1986) promo

Twirl - okay.
Flake - okay.
Italian stack burger - okay.
Cheddar & shallot flavour handcooked crisps - good.

Who moans about the oven door, imagined cold and doors? Yet leaves a window open at night? An annoyance.

WTF is a wine fridge?  WTF is apple wine?

WTF is an Ethernet cable?

Anyone see ‘Monsoon Wedding’ or ‘Monster’ (2003) or ‘Predator’?

There is an unexplored passage in the Great Pyramid?

I won’t watch ‘Creep’.

What are Creole scrambled eggs?

I won’t read ‘American Assassin’ or ‘Four And Twenty Blackbirds’.

I will review ‘Crown Of Blood’ and ‘Westworld’ season 1.

‘Feral Families’ Quotes:
“Rule free households.”

“I don’t really like reading and writing anyway.”

“She doesn’t like reading.”

‘The Family Plot’ Quotes:
“Had to cut a hole through the side of the house and pull out debris with a bulldozer in order to reach his body.”

“He looked like a fugitive from a hillbilly zombie flick.”

‘Sky News’ Quotes:
“It won’t achieve anything now.”

“Those it chooses to welcome into the show.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Didn’t help his reputation.”

“Urban infill.”

“A feud of ancient animosity.”

“Well impressed with him.”

“Best remembered for Bush vomiting into the lap of then Japanese prime minister.”


“Rainy-afternoon classic.”

“Outskirts of respectability.”

“Telling us how fantastic he is at enormous length.”

“Wanton acts of revenge.”

“Seeking reprisal.”

“Threatening violence.”

“Did not make a sufficient positive contribution.”

‘3News’ Quote:
“His alleged aliment.”

‘The Gloss Magazine’ Quotes:
“Horror vacui.”

“Out competing.”

“Made careful choices from the beginning.”

“Salvador Dali asked room service for a flock of sheep, and they delivered.”

‘RTE News’ Quote:
“Withdraw myself from the room.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Cultural law.”

“ATM deserts.”

“Not popular with his own community.”

“Unequal dalliance.”

“Most trusted aides.”


“Media euphemism.”

“The pyramids have been there for thousands of years and we still don’t know exactly why they are there, what they were used for, or how they were built.”

“With the help of naked ambition and a penchant for theatrical power play.”

“A person stuck in a chicken takeaway shop’s extractor fan.”

“Some disappointing behaviour.”

“Chain of accountability.”

“Fear of reprisal.”

“Even though he was who he was.”

“A more educated audience.”

“Revisited his legacy.”

“Artistic representation.”

“Deemed so provocative.”

“They throw up in your plant boxes.”


“Unable to understand democratic societies.”

‘Hollyoaks’ Quote:
Wannabe Soprano Warren Fox.”

‘The Pyramid’ Quotes:
“What’s the harm?”
“Besides toxic air poisoning?”

‘FTWeekend’ Quotes:

“Opportunistic transaction.”

“Far from the landmark it heralds itself to be.”

“Games are played with dice and plastic figurines.”

“Video cassettes are cutting edge.”

“Transit hell.”

“Women watch themselves being looked at.”

“Everything she thought she knew was melting into uncertainty.”
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