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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Bosom Buddies’ opening credits
This is a gloriously incoherent tale of 2 men (1 of whom is Tom Hanks) pretending to be women to get an apartment in a women’s hotel. There are bad wigs and really tight sorts and this ran from 1980 to 1982.

‘Game Of Thrones’ clip
Ramsay Bolton and his stupid accent gets got by useless bint Sansa. Who tied him to the chair? Why didn’t the dogs attack until after Sansa finished her speech? Why didn’t they try and go for her? What happened to the dogs afterwards? The dogs eat him and she watches. Blood flows.

Best Lines:
“You haven’t fed them in 7 days.”

“Sit! Down!”

‘The Endless’ teaser trailer
Two men who escaped a cult return. There are 2 moons and staring and clouds. Interesting.

Best Line:
“Something out here.”

‘Unspeakable’ promo
A woman learns her boyfriend is a perv.

‘The Others’ (2001) promo
Not very big on subtlety.

‘Fried Green Tomatoes At The Whistle Stop Café’ (1991) promo
Hah.

Best Line:
“We’re younger and faster!”

‘Cape Fear’ (1991) promo
No emotional coping.

‘Tyler Perry’s Boo 2: A Madea Halloween’ promo
Ha.

Best Line:
“People got dead up there for real!”

‘House Of Cards’ axed.

What is burnt milk ice cream?

A new Jaye Wells book!

Who goes on about imagined slights? Who leaves the fridge open, doesn’t tidy up after himself, makes mess and leaves the cooker dirty? Who won’t apologise? Orders people to wash things by hand yet won’t do anything himself and lies in bed all day in a stinking room? Who makes sexist comments and accuses others of having control of the house? Who makes horrible sexist comments, makes a mess and screams about the dishwasher? The sort of person who occupies a uniquely low place.

What is boutique milk?

I may review ‘What We Do In The Shadows’.

The Majestic Mogok Ruby Suite is lovely.

Who saw ‘The Wind That Shakes The Barley’ (2006)? Or ‘Mrs Brown’ (1997)? Or ‘The River Wild’ (1994)? Or ‘Reservoir Dogs’ (1992)? Or ‘Mad Max’ (1979)? Or ‘Mad Max 2’ (1981)? Who saw ‘Nanny McPhee’ (2005)? Or ‘Amistad’ (1997)? Who saw ‘The Mexican’ (2001)? Or ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ (1999)? Or ‘Beethoven’ (1992)? Or ‘Spy Game’ (2001)? Or ‘Transporter 2’ (2005)? Anyone see ‘Easy Virtue’ (2008)?

‘The Sunday Business Post’ Quotes:
“Not understood or recognised back then.”

“So horrifically personal.”

“Shirtless yogurt commercials.”

“Has a hooker and coke moment.”

‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“Hidden persuaders.”

“Without any scrutiny or comment.”

“Who proclaims Marxism in a marine barracks?”

“Undisguised fury.”

“A snail ate her partner’s tax return.”

“Territorial machinations.”

“Rival claimants.”

“HMS Investigator.”

“Frequently fractious.”

“Lady petrol.”

“Long porn hair.”

“Serving class.”

“Considered wildly disreputable and louche.”

“Chock full of disapproval.”

Well, I hiss.”

“His parents begged him not to go, but he went anyway.”

“The source of ridicule.”

“Intellectual history.”

“Mimetic desire.”

“Look around us at what other people are doing and wanting, and we copy them.”

“Filter bubbles.”

“Reputation for unwholesomeness.”

“Onboarding.”

“Concupiscent.”

“Wave hamburgers in his face.”

“Extraordinary tracheal control.”

“Spectacle of the real.”

“High-risk population.”

“Sad old men.”

“The sort of thing you might scoop out of the bottom of Hannibal Lecter’s recycling bin.”

“With an emphasis that suggests capitalisation.”

“Struggling to articulate.”

“Wind whipping.”

“In whose name to live and labour.”

“Remade their world so completely.”

“”Wreckers at home.”

“Personal destiny.”

“Competing victimhoods.”

“Compete for his allegiance.”

“Thinks getting drunk and taking drugs makes you artistically interesting.”

“Historical memory.”

‘Top Gear’ Quotes:
“Soft close boot.”

“A CHICKEN.”

“Any other bright ideas for cultural exploration?”

“Mauled by a cock.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quote:
“Self-accommodate.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Reveal aspects of their personal lives.”

“A conservative MP who allegedly takes pictures of young men in compromising positions and uses them to extract sexual favours.”

“Reclaim his reputation.”

“Relevant success.”

“Remains should not be portable.”

“Dark money.”

“Women of expertise.”

‘RTE News’ Quote:
“Embers from hell.”

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On ‘Hollyoaks’: Mac blew up the school, somehow. Luke has a son. Leela steals Louis from his wife. Is Jack dead? Neeta lost her moral purity so Mac murdered her. So much for Neeta knowingly sacrificing her reputation.
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