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Movie Reviews: Scary Movie 3 + 14 others

Scary Movie 3 (2003)
Pamela Anderson and Charlie Sheen star in this dumb spoof as grim faced people face sporadically amusing ill considered decisions. This was marginally less irritating than ‘1’ and ‘2’.

Best Lines:
“No, not that tape!”

“I gotta dream!”
“What is your dream?”
“To have a dream!”

Coneheads (1993)
Vomitous rubbish.

The Ring (2002)
Overheated and not strikingly realised.

The Descent (2005)
Scary with a creeping air of dread.

Batman (1989)
Terrible.

Cape Fear (1991)
Ridiculous.

Miller’s Crossing (1990)
Overdone.

The Amityville Horror (1979)
No.

Halloween H20 (1998)
Okay.

Lethal Weapon (1987)
No.

Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
This was bad as a hitman stops keeping life at arms length.

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
No.

Save The Last Dance (2000)
No.

Dumb And Dumber (1994)
Funny.

Jaws (1975)
No.
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