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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ trailer
Snoke being creepy, Kylo Ren brooding, Rey and Luke being weird. Kylo Ren and his scar considers killing his mother. A cute bird alien is cute. There is Poe, Phasma, Finn, BB8 and Reylo. Kylo is a pilot and ATATs loom. Good.

Best Line:
“I’ve seen this raw strength only once before. It didn’t scare me enough then. It does now.”

‘Designated Survivor’ 2x03 promo
Seth has a beard. Who is that dude? An outbreak.

‘Dead Snow’ clip
A guy has to chainsaw off his arm after he’s bitten by a zombie. Blood flies. He yells and laughs and then a zombie bites him in the crotch. He’s pricelessly pathetic.

‘Future Man’ trailer
Josh Hutcherson is a janitor. People from 2162 recruit him. It rips off ‘The Last Starfighter’ and a cure for herpes ends humanity.

Best Line:
“I paid my only Bitcoin for that!”

‘The Rainmaker’ (1997) promo

‘Inhumans’ promo

‘The X Files’ season 11 promo
Mulder, Scully, Skinner, CSM and talk of William and the end of the end. Mmm.

‘Gunpowder’ promo
Hats, James I, ruffs, Guy Fawkes and a possible sighting of Liv Tyler. No.

Best Line:
“My name is disgraced.”

‘Show Pony’ ad
That ain’t right.

‘Waffle Bricks’ ad

Reese’s Crispy Crunchy - okay.
Zombie Owls - okay.

There may be a ‘V For Vendetta’ TV show?

I can’t stand people who leave doors open, obsess over cutlery and steal papers. Or who make a fuss over pink plates, lie in bed, leave doors open and refuse to recycle or say thank you for laundry.

WTF is brain emulsion? WTF is Victorian plum powder?

Anyone see ‘The Squid and The Whale’ (2005) or ‘Taps’? Or ‘No Country For Old Men’ (2007) or ‘The Blues Brothers’ (1980)? Or ‘Kramer vs Kramer’ (1979)? Or ‘Possession’ (2002) or ‘Black Beauty’ (1994)? Or ‘Radio’ (2004)?

Recall the Great Storm of 87?

WTF was Ultra Glow?

‘Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby’ (2006) was okay. ‘Child’s Play’ (1988) was poo, ‘Dolly Dearest’ was better. ‘Vertical Limit’ (2000) was not good. Nor was ‘The Core’ (2003).

‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“There’s often a baffling gap between income and lifestyle.”

“Whose candidacy she considered a joke.”

“What could I do to be ‘more real?’.”

“Prompted gasps.”

“Hard to believe he was standing there as President and saying what he was saying.”

“Restore the international reputation of the US.”

“Came to understand his world view.”

“Binders full of policies.”

“Call for her fawn, even if the hunter has carried it away.”


“A police escort armed with chainsaws.”

“Narrowly avoiding an unfortunate death by flying rabbit hutches.”

“Art by telephone.”

“Liquitex paint.”

“All you had in life was magic mushrooms in the park.”

“Let’s not get too Jeremy Kyle about this.”

“Collapsed in insults and thrown objects.”

“Marital sadism.”

“Narrows the universality.”

“Mr Angry bombarded the internet with his hate.”

“Riding an open-top Cadillac around a bullring,”

“Just speak normal.”

“A hymn to the synthetic.”


“Megalomaniac gnomic pensees.”

“Less howling on the heath.”

“A decision he would never forgive.”

“Class spite.”

‘Upstart Crow’ Quotes:
“Gobby bitchslap.”

“Sweating urine.”

“Oafish bum-snot.”

‘Sunday Independent’ Quotes:
“Nourishment issues.”

“You are not wanted or sought,”

“Intimidating marble staircases.”

“Without realising that they were stepping on the threshold of a cultural experience,”

“Threatening physical violence.”

“Professions remained closed to women.”

“Lose his social standing.”

“Closed their doors on her?”

‘Snowfall’ Quotes:
“Shut that bitch up while I’m watching my stories.”

“Get your ass home before you get dealt with.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Often armed, deluded and volatile.”

“Disarming admission.”


“If you refuse to be shamed, it gives you enormous power.”

“A ferocious riposte, to macho culture,”


“The wild personalities artists were expected to project.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Nothing happened in the bushes.”

“Dramatically walked off.”

“Frustration effect.”

On ‘Neighbours’: Terese continues her self-dismantlement by running away from her wedding to Gary and revealing she shagged Paul. Why is Paul so bizarrely sexually magnetic? He’s a wince-inducing git who reveals his new fiancée and her sexual promise. Piper whines. There is slapping and bogans fighting. So much for Terese and her self-actualisation.

On ‘Hollyoaks’: An unnecessarily angry Tony threw Harry out of the flat and Ryan killed Amy due to his limitless rage and gay panic. Oh feck off. Tony is in a perpetual cognitive state of outrage. No wonder this is derided as nonsense.
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