My Favorite Wife (1940) Cary Grant and Randolph Scott star in this tale of Grant whose 1st wife was shipwrecked off Indochina. A deaf sexist judge babbles. Grant has his 1st wife declared legally dead and marries a shrew. Then his 1st wife shows up and his 2nd wife has hysterics. Her children are dumb and nobody locks their door. The 1st wife was rescued by a Portuguese freighter. Her husband didn’t take his kids to his 2nd wedding. This was terrible in every way. Best Lines: “Wash your face instead of paint it.” “Fever ridden pest hole.” “Forgive me for not drowning.” “Is she nice?” “No.” ~ Nightflyers (1987) This was BAD. Apparently Syfy are adapting the George RR Martin novella that inspired this into a TV show. Why?