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Movie Reviews: My Favorite Wife + Nightflyers

My Favorite Wife (1940)
Cary Grant and Randolph Scott star in this tale of Grant whose 1st wife was shipwrecked off Indochina. A deaf sexist judge babbles. Grant has his 1st wife declared legally dead and marries a shrew. Then his 1st wife shows up and his 2nd wife has hysterics. Her children are dumb and nobody locks their door. The 1st wife was rescued by a Portuguese freighter. Her husband didn’t take his kids to his 2nd wedding. This was terrible in every way.

Best Lines:
“Wash your face instead of paint it.”

“Fever ridden pest hole.”

“Forgive me for not drowning.”

“Is she nice?”
“No.”

~
Nightflyers (1987)
This was BAD. Apparently Syfy are adapting the George RR Martin novella that inspired this into a TV show. Why?
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