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Trailers, Quotes and a 2005 Tape Tale

‘Insidious: The Last Key’ trailer
The 4th film is another prequel? There are slack jawed yokels and this looks rubbish.

‘Gotham’ season 4 promo
A scythe, a Scarecrow and Penguin rants. Jerome and Bruce annoy. Who is Blondie?

‘American Horror Story: Cult’ 1x02 promo
Clowns.

‘American Horror Story: Cult’ 1x02 promo
Politics, a child in peril and yelling and slapping and weirdness.

Best Line:
“It’s so easy until it’s you they’re coming for.”

‘Sweet Home Alabama’ (2002) promo
No.

‘Enemy of the State’ (1998) promo
No.

‘American Assassin’ TV spot
The poor man’s Kit Harrington.

‘Electric Dreams’ promo
No.

‘Victoria & Abdul’ TV spot
No.

‘The Child In Time’ promo
No.

‘Upstart Crow’ promo
No.

‘American Horror Story: Roanoke’ promos
WTF?

Dark chocolate with pink peppercorns - yum.
Olive oil & oregano cracker - okay.
Peach lemonade tic tacs - okay.

I won’t read ‘Warbringer’. ‘The Veil’, ‘The Sight’, ‘The Fourth Friend’, ’Catalyst’ or ’I Am Watching You’.

‘Blood Drive’ and ‘Dark Matter’ cancelled - should I care?

There is to be a ‘One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest’ prequel series? And an ‘LA Confidential’ TV show? WHY?

‘Spatz’ was a resolutely stupid 1990s kid’s TV show.

Best Line:
“I’ll try to be mean. Like you.”

Anyone see ‘Romeo Must Die’, ’The Browning Version’, ’Shaft’, ‘Harry and The Hendersons’ or ‘You, Me and Dupree

Who saw the 1990 ‘It’?

I will review ‘Phasma’, ’Sin City: A Dame To Kill For’ and ‘Young & Damned & Fair’.

Saw some of the ‘Marple’ ep with Julian Sands, it was silly.

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Treated with little more than contempt.”

“Moral or normative argument.”

“Mutual trust and respect.”

“Getting compliance.”

“Seems incapable of rallying public opinion.”

“Justice of the Enemy.”

“Good decent people.”

“Remove an individual from the country.”

“For fear of breathing air exhaled by right-wing journalists.”

“Wearing more on their feet than on their bodies.”

“A barrage of questions, not all of them friendly.”

“Odour-cued memories.”

“Stupidus.”

Irish Daily Mail’ Quotes:
“Saying the wrong thing can bring down your career.”

“The bags of peanuts stuck on a card behind the bar.”

Weird Wonders of the World’ Quote:
“Too noisy, too smelly.”

‘Tropic Thunder’ Quotes:
“Fresh from his most recent arrest for heroin, glue and crack possession.”

“Ass water.”

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On ‘Hollyoaks’: Amy’s mother shoots Ste after he is acquitted. Ste responded by making out with Harry in public. Classless oik. Harry murdered the mother of his children and Ste knows this. This whole storyline has been particularly ineffectual. Ste and Harry are blights on this show. Did Harry really kill Amy or is someone else guilty. Ryan and Tegan are hooking up. Lily’s cutting herself, nobody cares. Do people know Ste has HIV when they tend to him with their bare hands? Tony yells at Ste. Why does everyone fawn over Ste and Harry? Ste won’t die. He’s sick. Lisa is selfish. Leela’s baby is in peril. Poor Ryan, his step kids still adore Ste. Where is John-Paul during all this? Ste doesn’t want Harry around his kids and dumps him.

Best Line:
“It all would have been worth it.”

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Cleared out a 2005 tape. It began with an ‘Invasion’ ep ‘Watershed’ which was slow moving. Then there was a ‘Smallville’ ep ‘Arrival’ which naturally was crap. Then there was a ‘Stargate Atlantis’ ep ‘The Hive’ and I didn’t care. The characters did not care about Ford and the evil space vampire Wraith were rubbish.

Finally there was a ‘Threshold’ ep ‘The Crossing’ in which Lucas cracks up, Cavanaugh has a brother, there is bad acting and why are they sure the aliens are mean? Cavanaugh sneers about his brother. Why do they have different names? This was not innovative, Molly is a truly awful fascist, Lucas is strapped down and this show is detrimental to one’s intelligence.

Best Line:
“I’m not fine, am I?”
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