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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Heathers’ promo
In 2018; the TV show nobody asked for. Inexcusable.

‘Gotham’ season 4 promo
Bruce masks up. Scarecrow, Cat teen, bad acting, misguided intentions and no character drive.

‘The Limehouse Golem’ TV spot
Fear had another name, indeed.

‘Bobbi Kristina’ trailer
Looks sad. Maybe.

I detest people who scream and shriek about dishwasher settings, lie in bed all day every day, never say thank you, make mess and don’t clean it up, yell about breadcrumbs, cook seafood and put it still hot into the fridge. Also people who steal food, drink copiously, smell, shout down the phone, wander around talking loudly at night, are thankless and scream like a loon and wield scissors like a loon. Then scream like a loon some more. Then said loon rants about how they can’t relate to a garden, yells about food, makes mess, rants about money, messes up the airing cupboard and waves hot meals around. Then they invent lies about tooth issues.

‘Game Of Thrones’ had Jon Snow ass. Yum.

‘If We Were Villains’ Quotes:
“Of almost no consequence.”

“I blame this in part for what happened.”

“Dangerous exclusivity.”

“They’re busy with Botox and tax evasion.”

“We have to help him!”
“Do we?”

‘Eastenders’ Quotes:
“Everyone needs a little Woody.”

“Stuff your water.”

“I ain’t going to no classes!”

“Drop her knickers for another man.”

“She’s a tart!”

‘Sky News’ Quotes
“Minimum standard of acceptable international behaviour.”

“The worst decision they possibly could have made.”

‘Blackadder II’ Quotes:
“Flushed into the Thames with all the other turds.”

“Screaming bender.”

“Deranged druid.”

“A dung ball in a dress.”

‘RTE News’ Quote:
“Post front hangback.”

‘Hollyoaks’ Quote:
“Watch the boy’s bums.”

‘Teen Mom UK’ Quote:
“Went mad at me.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quote:
“Implied threats.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Pop Culture Foreignish.”

“Should you ever find yourself manning a machine-gun nest in the Ardennes.”

“Culturally accurate.”

“Club-intensity music.”

“Undeserving failures.”

‘Irish Independent’ Quotes:
“Like a rabies dog.”

“Essential irrelevance.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Not prepared to hear the word no.”

“You threw microwaves at me!”

“You did the abuse!”

“Choking me in the closet.”

“There was no choking.”

“Raging in the house.”
Tags: game of thrones, gotham, thoughts, trailers
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